I am alone at work

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 2:54 pm

I just ate the best cookie of my life.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 2:54 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Françoise Hardly Wrote:

I think he is scared of me

I'm not scared of you, just scared of your husband.

oh he's a little mouse. wouldn't hurt a fly.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Françoise Hardly Wrote:

ha haha

are my online flirtations hot?

Ask Colin, I'm not allowed to comment.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 3:00 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Françoise Hardly Wrote:

ha haha

are my online flirtations hot?

Ask Colin, I'm not allowed to comment.

why not?

ha ha just thought of that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin-
Do YOU like to do it yourself?

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 4:56 pm

yup. still here by myself.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 4:57 pm

I'm reading a book entitled Sexual Conflict, by Göran Arnqvist and Locke Rowe.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:14 pm

ha ha ha

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:30 pm

Arnqvist and Rowe Wrote:

At the time of mating, a male Malabar ricefish will dart toward a nearby female with near-lightning speed. Dashing toward the female from below, he strikes her in the genital region with a complex clublike organ. If the organ, a modified anal fin, contacts the female body, it releases a spermatophore (a sperm capsule) with a dartlike spike. This spike is pushed into the female flesh, and the spermatophore becomes firmly attached because of a whorl of recurved barbs at its tip. Females are adapted to these repeated assaults; they can be found with multiple attached spermatophores, and the skin around their genital pore is markedly thickened and hardened.

Ow.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:35 pm

I was just going to make a really gross joke but I shall refrain (cracking up at desk)

f4df · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:47 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

This spike is pushed into the female flesh, and the spermatophore becomes firmly attached because of a whorl of recurved barbs at its tip.

Ribbed, for her pleasure....

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:49 pm

f4df Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

This spike is pushed into the female flesh, and the spermatophore becomes firmly attached because of a whorl of recurved barbs at its tip.

BARBED, for her pleasure....

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:52 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Arnqvist and Rowe Wrote:

Females are adapted to these repeated assaults; they can be found with multiple attached spermatophores, and the skin around their genital pore is markedly thickened and hardened.

Ow.

Talk about running the train.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 5:53 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

spermatophore

Before the Be Sharps, there was the Spermato 4.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I'm alone at work too. and bored to tears despite the mountain of work in front of me.

f4df · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 6:02 pm

the redworm Wrote:

I'm alone at work too. and bored to tears despite the mountain of work in front of me.

where you working now Cotton?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i'm editing medical texts.

right now: recognizable patterns of human deformation.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 6:05 pm

I was just carrying art around everywhere but now I am drinking water and typing

f4df · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 6:06 pm

the redworm Wrote:

i'm editing medical texts.

how the mighty have fallen..
(and Im educating the future of america.. hahaha)

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