I read this saturday before the wedding, it seemed like Hilfiger was slapping him mostly and that Axl tried laughing it off rather than kicking his ass. When Hilfiger really flew off the handle, he did land some blows, but Axl didn't seem to be injured by them It just seemed to be a truly surreal ordeal, and a party with a rather shitty guest list.

My, My, Axl has grown up a bit from the days of kicking the crap out of people for just taking a picture and challenging everyone to a boxing match. It takes a big man to allow a fashion designer to kick his ass.

I'm picturing hilfiger landing a faggy slap. You know the kind, where it looks like the upper arm is stapled to the torso, so only the forearm is swinging limply, and the high pitched voice is going "STOP IT, You BRUTE".

picture Andy Dick or someone equally as masculine.

I kind of did a double take when I read this on the weekend, like maybe I was on The Onion or something. What a weird match-up.

Good thing Joe C wasn't there

But if he was there, that would mean he hadn't died years ago.

Why should Verne Troyer get all the perverted playmate ass?

Not a fan of Weekend At Bernie's?

Midgets decompose faster.

See: Cocaine thread.