I'm amazed at what I get away with at school - nothing shorting the kids, mind you. Just the bullshit paperwork and staff meetings and coferences and hoop-jumping.

<------ not a team player

zip line baby.

A literacy teacher walked in, and left. 5 minutes later, the principal walked in, used the desk to open a can of pop, and then left. No words were exchanged...

very odd.

So i guess I'm not getting away with it anymore, so I think I'm gonna pack up, go downstairs, pee, and wait to clock out.

Phil, you really need to work on bumping up the third act of threads like this. You've got great setup, wonderful rising suspense and conflict and then - where we should end with a dramatic escapade of some sort and the hero/ninja/you walking out the winner - things just kinda peter out and fizzle.

But the ingredients are all there. Talk to Rads about fixing this since these things are his forte.

jesus christo.
joanie loves chachi.

Oh shit, i make scott baio look less pathetic, don't i.

I thought the fact that I walked out though and looked her in the eye when I did it, but she didn't have the balls to say anything, that was good no?

Anyhow, home safe and sound.

So you... hid...

Maybe once the thought of ducking behind a file cabinet crossed your mind you should have just walked out instead of squatting down. You wouldn't have even had to take the time to use the restroom on the way out, you could have just pissed in the bushes outside the building.

C'mon, Phil. What the fuck? You're above shit like that and you know it.

or you could have jumped off the roof like a ninja and disappeared into the blue yonder...

I was looking at the lesser known holidays on the site you posted, wanted to know if there really was a "national Macaroon Day"... did a yahoo search to see what came up. Multiple sites popped up, one being stormfront.org/forum/ so I thought I'd check it out.

Holy shit, I just ended up at white supremist site by the Aryan brotherhood or something... Just sharing. Hope I don't end up in some database somewhere for visiting that site.

Yeah, I think this is the site the robotboy came up with National Steak and Blowjob day. At least he claims it was a real holiday.