I pulled this off of defamer.com:

Britney Spears' "Love B: stream of consciousness" section of her official website--the public diary to which she confides her innermost incomprehensible thoughts and musings--has, after nearly a year with nary an entry, stirred to life as of late. First, she posted a 10-word announcement that she was leaving Kabbalah for the "religion" of her "baby." Now, even more mysteriously, an opus of a poem entitled "Remembrance of Who I Am" has been appearing and disappearing from the site, accompanied by a photo of Spears and some garishly outfitted friends flipping the bird. (As of posting time, the poem and photo are back up.) There has been much debate as to what or whom Spears is alluding to in "Remembrance," a verse so primal and tortured it may as well have been titled, "Howl, Y'all." Many are postulating that the target of her ire is none other than background dancing husband/parasite, Kevin Federline, while another interpretation has her addressing the media who paint her as a baby-smashing mommy-monster. You can reach your own conclusions--the entire poem is after the jump.

Remembrance of Who I Am May 22, 2006

No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.

You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.

You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!

*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...

I haven't seen such amazing writing ability since Billy Corgan's book of poims.

Thats hott!!!!!1!

A friend of mine I worked with at the record store used to grab that one from the bookshelf and do "in-store readings" from it.

I nearly died.

oh jesus, I found something even funnier!

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/clipgasm/002197.php

Oh my. Whoever dreamed this up is a gotdamn genius.

Holy fucking painfully hilarious.

Jesus.

I don't get it. They had this dork on the show just to make him look like a fool? I thought they did that humiliation stuff early in the run.

No, no...that dork is Clay Aiken. He was a finalist from a few year....oh, I see. that other dork.

Who the fuck is the kid with the glasses?

Lol.....why is that guy so suprised to see K.D. Lang???

Oh yeah, that's Clay Aiken...


Tell me that you don't think that he looks like K.D. Lang here though....and talk about gender confusion - looking like a woman who tries to dress like a man...geesh!

Defamer and TVgasm are two of the funniest sites around.

I've seen that clip before. Everyone is saying that that guy is the new William Hung, but he's not really all that bad. I'd never consider him to be a good singer, but I'm sure that show has seen much worse.

holy shit lyric of the year

(not even kidding)

Yeah, this poem is exactly as good as the lyrics to any of her songs.

haqdiesel i beg to differ

The phone is ringing. <RING RING>
Resurrection of my soul

touche

When I saw that Idol clip on the "news" the other day, I yelled into the next room at Mrs. Dawg "HEY...I just saw likely the queerest thing they'll ever allow on regular TV".