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 Post subject: NMR: my feelings of watching DaVinci code and not reading it
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:18 pm 
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i go see just about every hyped up movie

tried to read the book
didn't like the way it was written
too much information for my taste
i like my head to fill the gaps

i snuck in some drinks
but had to cave and buy popcorn
this is important detail yall
didnt have sexual during or after movie
cause i scratched my dick
trimmin the forest edges earlier in the day
didn't want to risk anything

movie was pretty average
nothing i'd want to see again
but better than i expected
so ... glad i went

corny dialogue
lots of police chase scenes

liked the creepy guy whippin hiself
some of the church history imagery was fun

i give the movie a B-

i would suggest go see
"forest gump disses the church"
just so you know what everyone is talking about

maybe a day show to save some green

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On the forest edges? Couldn't have found more giving surfaces? Like maybe a large mushroom or lily pad or something?
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On the forest edges? Couldn't have found more giving surfaces? Like maybe a large mushroom or lily pad or something?

i got hair everywhere
and barely any dick
so its hard to tell whats what

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On the forest edges? Couldn't have found more giving surfaces? Like maybe a large mushroom or lily pad or something?

i got hair everywhere
and barely any dick
so its hard to tell whats what


some will be tempted to say TMI, but not I

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didnt have sexual during or after movie
cause i scratched my dick
trimmin the forest edges earlier in the day
didn't want to risk anything



:lol:

How about the stigmata? Did you think you might spontaneously bleed after watching the film? Also, is it common for you to have sex DURING the movie in the theater?

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didnt have sexual during or after movie
cause i scratched my dick
trimmin the forest edges earlier in the day
didn't want to risk anything



:lol:

How about the stigmata? Did you think you might spontaneously bleed after watching the film? Also, is it common for you to have sex DURING the movie in the theater?


no...not common
im not that guy
and i dont do full blown sex
in the theatre

handers maybe a dozen times
out of a couple hundred movies
only when it's boring
or pirates of the carribean

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squirt into a Butterfingers wrapper or over to the people sitting next to you?

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squirt into a Butterfingers wrapper or the people sitting next to you?

look ill tell you when i cut my dick trimmin pube
or when i do or dont get the HJ
but i ain't telling you where i put all the fun
that's crossing the line mang

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Admit it, you wear a trenchcoat to the theaters don't you?

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That's fucking avatar material. JEBUS...

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That's fucking avatar material. JEBUS...

it was my main myspace pic for a bit
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Actually, there's no shame in admitting to jerkin' it at a movie theatre... only to the fact that Johnny Depp's face in a pirate costume gave you a horn.


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Johnny Depp's face in a pirate costume gave you a horn.


dont know why it wouldnt 8)

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Goddamn, I gotta spend more time here, how did I miss this thread? I only wanted to know if I should watch this movie.
I don't have anything else to watch, so I guess I'll jam it in the DVD and see what all the hoopla is about. I'll let you know later....

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