Jesus hates Neko Case (and probably you)

telescope · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:18 am

dnorwood Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

As the Prince of Darkness, I'd just like to go on record as saying that Neko Case is not in any kind of relationship with me, let alone a mutually beneficial relationship. And I'm not just saying that so Deena doesn't whup my ass when she gets home. Cause if I was nailing Neko Case in exchange for indie fame and fortune (that's droll, really, does this guy know what they make?), I'd be bragging about it. I'd be all like, Hey Jesus, check out this firecrotch I stole right from under your nose, and the bitch can sing her ass off too. All you got is Mary Magdalene singing some bitch ass Andrew Lloyd Weber tune.

Alas, I feel that I have to dispel these rumors so that the Christian indie rock fans know that it's o.k. to buy and enjoy Neko Case albums, and if she ever decides to rock my underworld, I'll be the first to let them know so that they can proceed to burn said albums like a bunch of sheep. Sheep with matches, and nazi armbands.

It's even funnier when you read it with South Park Satan's voice in your head.

So I'm just going to agree with the :lol:

Mick · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:45 am

I honestly thought this article was a tongue-in-cheek sarcastic piece right until the end.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:04 am

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

Is there an email address to contact this fellow. I would LOVE to remind him of all the imagery and poetic language used in the Bible to make a point.

This kind of stuff is infuriating. But, I try to ignore it as much as possible. Just like I don't give any credence to things that David Karesh said. It's just pointless.

From a Christian perspective, one could say that anything not of God is just that, not of God and get mired deep into argumentative futile discussoins about pop culture and how the artists and people who don't profess to be Christian are not good examples of Christianity. But, this is completely ridiculous. It's completely beside the point of Christianity.

I don't remember Christ saying in the sermon on the mount, "remmeber to always condemn people who are not christians." Sheesh.

You've been speaking my mind very well lately.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

edit

I once had a write up about my old DJ night.
The headline was "Spinning Devil Music", which I suppose I was. :wink:

Thought it had a nice ring to it.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:33 am

i bet jesus himself would say he loves the devil.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

paladisiac Wrote:

i bet jesus himself would say he loves the devil.

Really, how can you not?

seamonster · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:42 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

I gave you rock n roll, and devil's food cake. What else do i have to do?

This is begging to be a signature....

FT · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:40 am

If Hollywood ever decides to remake Scanners, they can save the F/X budget and simply film this guy listening to Loose Fur's "The Ruling Class."

Jesus hates Neko Case (and probably you)

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