I thought you might find this amusing -

Last nite at work I'm droning away, working on customer accounts...when lo & behold, a client with an interesting name popped up.

A man named William MONGER.

He's made it into his 70's, too. 70 years of JAIL, no doubt.

Awesome.

Sounds like a stage name.

I bet he goes by Willie.

"Ol' Willie Monger. Ain't worn pants in years. Got that crawlspace decorated up right nice, yessiree."

There is a real estate mgmt. firm here in Nashville called McGARR.
Yail, this smells of joint venture for you.