Run, you fucking kids, run!

and the same to you with your username. if i was thinking i would have stole it before you got it.

I've got the American Apparel produced tee, as well.

And, I've been a Deadspin commenter for a coupla weeks, now; as a way of explaining my scarceness here at Obner.... That said, I took the backdoor into my Deadspin commenting, as I got a Gawker pass from the Wonkette(s) after sending in a macaca tip that was reproduced en total on the site. (I do also comment at Wonkette, at least.)