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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:17 pm 
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Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.

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Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

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The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


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Heh. They're definitely getting their fruity juices going there.


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Priceless.


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Would it be ok if the lemon didn't appear to be having a good time? Kids these days, huh.


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So the students are more offended by lemon sex than cherry licking?


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This is my new favorite candy. By a landslide.


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it looks like that lime is about to blow a hole throw the wall. and he seems to be liking every second of it. :mrgreen:


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I've got a whole bunch of these types of foreign foods with ironic names in an email but I don't know how to post them here.

If anyone knows how to do it I can send the email to them and they can do it. They're pretty good.[/img]


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Whatever, Catholic school kids are the ones who tend to be scandalous!

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I thought this was gonna be a thread where we complain about how much fruit fucking sucks. I'm sure, it looks pretty, but have you tried eating that shit? It tastes like fucking garbage!!

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I thought this thread was going to be about:

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.

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Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

Image

The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


Maybe the lime should be wearing a priest's collar...


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