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It's time to take the bitch to small claims court.


THE PEOPLE'S COURT!!!

If that won't embarass her into it, nothing will.

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Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?


Just get a friend to head over to her place and steal your stuff back.


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i just found the receipt for my bike. i'm gonna head over there tomorrow night and if she doesn't give me the stuff i'll show her the receipt and tell her i'm calling the cops and report that my bike was stolen and i know who has it.


Perhaps another gentle AIM convo, wherein you mention the exact value of the bike (and the fact that you have the receipt) without making some sorta threat would jog things. More or less, "hey, I really want my shit back. Seriously. Please."

If you start with the threats, she sounds dumb enough to return fire and destroy some shit, consequences be damned.

Oh, and you realize this is all because she wants your attention, right? If she actually gives the shit back, how will she ever get it?

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adolf hipster Wrote:
Well I never screwed her. Thank god.


It's still not too late.
That's the best way to mess up a girl is to mess up her head. Have sex with her until she wants it a second time and then deny her. She'll have to be admitted to the insane asylum.

Any why would she tell you to lose her number if she keeps trying to be added back into your myspace friends?


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Sen. TWO THUMBS LooGAR Wrote:
Pay some other chick to get in a fight with her?

(And by fight, I mean have hot lesbian with each other, and then join in...when you're doen, make sure they keep at it, and grab all your stuff and run out)

(Gotdamn I should be a pr0n writer)


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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
adolf hipster Wrote:
Well I never screwed her. Thank god.


It's still not too late.
That's the best way to mess up a girl is to mess up her head. Have sex with her until she wants it a second time and then deny her. She'll have to be admitted to the insane asylum.

Any why would she tell you to lose her number if she keeps trying to be added back into your myspace friends?


no thanks. she's got the biggest gunt i've ever seen.

also, i talked to her this morning and she was a little bit more civil than in the past.

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adolf hipster Wrote:
no thanks. she's got the biggest gunt i've ever seen.


Never seen Holly Mangold, huh?


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Update

So after harassing her all day with phone calls she said I could come over and get my "dvd's". So I show up and there's seasons 1 & 2 of Lost and the Private Parts dvd her ex-roommate supposedly stole sitting on her front porch with a note that said "Not too sure what more dvd's you think I have but I assure you, this is it. Feel free to call nonstop everyday forever untill you are satisfied." (Note: she also has Hard Candy, Layer Cake, Mr. Show seasons 1 & 2 and a jamie lidell cd).

So I go upstairs and knock on her door. No answer. Fast forward 15 minutes and still no answer. So I went out on her porch, which her roommate's room is right off of and I guess I kinda commited a B&E, though the window was unlocked. So I stomp through the house onto the back porch, grab my bike and as I'm making my way back she starts screaming at me, telling me to get the fuck out of her house, you're a vandal, you're psycho, you're dead, etc.
I asked for my other stuff back a few times but she was just ranting and raving so I kicked the baby gate she had in one of her doorways across the room, tore down a poster and called her a c-bag on the way out.

I guess I'll take the loss of those other dvd's over never seeing her again. Sounds fair to me.

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wow. so you got the bike? good.


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wow. so you got the bike? good.


yeah, even though it's kind of a shitty bike and i have a new one.
i hope i don't find a brick through my car window tomorrow.

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Whoa...I hope I never have something of yours. :wink:


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Whoa...I hope I never have something of yours. :wink:


You do owe me a drink. :drink:

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haha she called a mutual friend today to relay the message to me that if i call her again she's taking out a restraining order. awesome.

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Why are girls so psycho?


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you got me.

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you got me.

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quick, take out a restraining order on her first, QUICK!

Also, pay a mutual friend to steal your other shit back on the sly.

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Why are girls so psycho?


No fucking shit.

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Just be done with it.

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i've already repurchased most of the other missing dvd/cd's.

i hope i don't see her out and about. that could be awkward.

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