i don't want to talk to you on internet forums. do you understand? if it's that damned important, email it to me after you put your unagi away.

you may tell me if the building we are in is on fire or if death is imminent for some other reason that i am unaware of. other than that, make like we are strangers, dig?

Sketchy... um... was that a parody thread? Bad boy.

Sure, attract more spammers by making your title thread attractive to them.

I somehow don't think my sarcastic/coy/feighning shock and/or innocence sense of humour translates well on the innernets. Oh well. I crack me up.