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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:54 am 
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Not sure how many of you have seen this, but it's a pretty great quote:
Chris Rock Wrote:
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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hello 2001


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hello 2001


Still sounds like the future to me.
And I only just saw this (obviously).

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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it is a good quote though.


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Especially since it's a fake.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Especially since it's a fake.


Well, somebody said it... or wrote it.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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chris rock did the opening on SNL this past weekend. i thought it was pretty funny. it was just a very simple routine while he sat at a desk.

he's also in this week's time magazine taking questions from people. the last question: ""why does bacon taste so good?" his response: "cause it's bad for you. why does cocaine smell so good? cause it's bad for you."


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We watched "Head of State" over the weekend. Chris wasn't that funny, but I do love Bernie Mac. "The Longest Yard" wasn't too good either, but I think that was because of Adam Sandler.


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Chris Rock has had the most spectacular fall into mediocrity of any comedian in recent memory.

I remember when "Bring the Pain" came out and "getting your salad tossed" entered into the lexicon of every college students vocabulary.


Then came the gems "Lethal Weapon 4", "Down to Earth", and "Head of State" and other debacles. I find him painfully unfunny and his schtick tired.


I haven't seen "Everybody Hates Chris" so I'll withhold judgement but his track record in the 2000's hasn't moved me to check it out.


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hes just trying to imitate the fall of his idol, mr. eddie murphy.

their career paths are strikingly similar.


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Rick Derris Wrote:
Chris Rock has had the most spectacular fall into mediocrity of any comedian in recent memory.

I remember when "Bring the Pain" came out and "getting your salad tossed" entered into the lexicon of every college students vocabulary.


Then came the gems "Lethal Weapon 4", "Down to Earth", and "Head of State" and other debacles. I find him painfully unfunny and his schtick tired.


I haven't seen "Everybody Hates Chris" so I'll withhold judgement but his track record in the 2000's hasn't moved me to check it out.


I re-watched his stand up show from 2004 -- surprisingly hilarious.

And yeah on the Eddie Murphy comments. I think the edge comes from being poor. Hard to maintain a decent level of outrage when you're making millions.

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hes just trying to imitate the fall of his idol, mr. eddie murphy.

their career paths are strikingly similar.



Except Eddie had #1 smash hit movies (48 Hours, Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop) before moving into making family movies where he had smashes there too (Shrek, Nutty Professor)


But I get what you're saying, edgy comic that goes mainstream.


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Rick Derris Wrote:
Saint Patrick Wrote:
hes just trying to imitate the fall of his idol, mr. eddie murphy.

their career paths are strikingly similar.



Except Eddie had #1 smash hit movies (48 Hours, Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop) before moving into making family movies where he had smashes there too (Shrek, Nutty Professor)



Yeah, i wasnt equating "smash hit movies" with quality. Ill admit eddie had plenty of billion-dollar movies, but few of them were any good. And I think Chris would love to have that kind of success (hence, the idol part). Everything Eddie Murphy has done in the last twenty years that was any good was pure luck.


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dog at the box office, though that could be that it seemed like it had 0% marketing push behind it.

I found him funny at one time, ironically when Juvenile's "Back that Azz" up song was big.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Especially since it's a fake.


Au contraire. Undetermined.


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Fu, did you get yr info from wikipedia?

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Especially since it's a fake.


Au contraire. Undetermined.


Undetermined as to whether he said it first, i.e., "best rapper is a white guy and best golfer is a black guy", but the rest of it was tacked on well after, and we know how the internet works.

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I just got this spammed to me by my Grandmother.

Ha ha, my granny is a day and a half more relevent than PopTodd.


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I just got this spammed to me by my Grandmother.

Ha ha, my granny is a day and a half more relevent than PopTodd.


Probably a day and a half younger, too.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
Especially since it's a fake.


Au contraire. Undetermined.


No, I think George Carlin said this. Or Andy Rooney. Pretty sure because my dumbass cracker in-laws sent it to everyone in Northern Kentucky.


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Young Tina is f*cked in her tiny a*s!
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Young Tina is f*cked in her tiny a*s!
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Rick Derris Wrote:
Chris Rock has had the most spectacular fall into mediocrity of any comedian in recent memory.

I remember when "Bring the Pain" came out and "getting your salad tossed" entered into the lexicon of every college students vocabulary.


Then came the gems "Lethal Weapon 4", "Down to Earth", and "Head of State" and other debacles. I find him painfully unfunny and his schtick tired



Goddamn if this isn't the truth.

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Timis Wrote:
Dadoooen07 Wrote:
Young Tina is f*cked in her tiny a*s!


someone ban this dude!


But then how will we ever hear about the adventures of Young Tina?


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