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Just remember that exposed ceiling beams are back luck. Or something.

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Both your testicles are on the opposite side of a shaft? Soooo, are you trying to tell us that your shaft is on one side and the boys are on the other? Yup, we're gonna have to feng shui those puppies.
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Just remember that exposed ceiling beams are back luck. Or something.


Oh God. My Superhero is suggesting the removal of testicles...

And not any testicles. My very own...

Do I call you Judas now, or do I wait until I'm Post-Op?

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Postmersh Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Just remember that exposed ceiling beams are back luck. Or something.


Oh God. My Superhero is suggesting the removal of testicles...

And not any testicles. My very own...

Do I call you Judas now, or do I wait until I'm Post-Op?


Oddly enough, this isn't the first time I've had this conversation...

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Speaking of refusing sex, my...uhm...battery operated boyfriend (aka, BOB) stopped functioning. I was refused sex by BOB! Sheesh!
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Speaking of refusing sex, my...uhm...battery operated boyfriend (aka, BOB) stopped functioning. I was refused sex by BOB! Sheesh!


That's pretty bad...

I hope Righty and Lefty never leave me, less I have to find some sort of other companionship...

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Aural Fixation Wrote:
Speaking of refusing sex, my...uhm...battery operated boyfriend (aka, BOB) stopped functioning. I was refused sex by BOB! Sheesh!


That's pretty bad...

I hope Righty and Lefty never leave me, less I have to find some sort of other companionship...


P.S. Next time, go for the Power Strip... that way you'll know if you're wearing them out..

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dude, i'm so over boys. time to move on to the next episode...

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dude, i'm so over boys. time to move on to the next episode...


I don't care what you go for, a la the "O.C."...

Just, for the love of god, leave some girls heterosexual for me, OK? Thanks...

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Power Strip? Sounds like some weird waxing experience.
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hid it in her mouth

What is she, a fuckin' squirrel?


Be like the squirrel, girl, give it a whirl...

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man, this guy should've grabbed her by her labia and swung her around like a lasso.

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man, this guy should've grabbed her by her labia and swung her around like a lasso.


like most guys would even know what that was....
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man, this guy should've grabbed her by her labia and swung her around like a lasso.


like most guys would even know what that was....


a lasso?

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dridiculous Wrote:
dude, i'm so over boys. time to move on to the next episode...


I don't care what you go for, a la the "O.C."...

Just, for the love of god, leave some girls heterosexual for me, OK? Thanks...


maybe. we'll see. ;)

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Some comic said this and it is soooo true.

Best way to freak a woman out completely is to turn her down when she offers you the chance to do the nasty. Totally messes up their head.

Steve


assholes. and if you want to know, IT WORKS. this just happened to me and it completely freaked me out because i've never been turned down from him before.

i'm on to you fuckers!


Maybe he slightly raised his standars of quality control? :wink:
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