Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account.

shmoo · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:16 pm

Get the cool shoeshine.

I had a dream I wanted to lick your knees.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:37 pm

Y'know what I like about sardines? They come with their tails still attached, unlike that deceitful beef that everybody's so into.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:39 pm

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

--Jack Handy

spizzle trunk · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:46 pm

tmbg is on their free children's book tour but i missed them in baltimore this week.

darn it.

Modem · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:29 pm

planty of gasmer trask?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:35 pm

Muskrat, muskrat...