As of April 1st Jessie and I are moving.

We will:

- No longer be living in the not-so-cool, not-so-safe city of Syracuse but in the somewhat-cool, much-more-safe, town of Liverpool
- Be closer to my work and our families
- Live in a cheaper, and nicer apartment, no longer worrying about door knobs falling off, the ceiling leaking, and missing bathroom tiles
- No longer have to hear our upstairs neighbors scream and shout and cry and fuck and be fucked up on drugs while their baby cries
- No longer have to worry about which side of the street our car is on! (Thank Goodness!) - Also won't have eggs thrown at my car on Halloween, also won't have "Bitch Ass Nigga" written in the snow on my car
- Have a dishwasher! No more dish pan hands for ol' Bort!

I am very happy about this

However, we do have to pay 10 extra bucks for our cat, and...I'm cutting off the internet usage. Must save money. Hopefully between work, family, and the library, I'll be able to keep up with being a music snob, but who knows...So:

If there's an album that you've always wanted me to buy or d/l on slsk, tell me now.
If there's something you've always wanted to say to me, but just couldn't find the right moment, tell me now.
For those of you putting OOP albums on YSI, please start doing that every day instead of every week.

Thanks and Much Love

Bort

Liverpool, England?



What's up with having to pay an extra $10 for your cat?

Good luck, Mark! I doubt you'll be away for long.

"Bitch Ass Nigga" written on a car is just street for "please wash me."

that's bort, my bitch ass nigga from the C-NY.

KPH

Do check in from time to time dear Bort. Sounds like a good move on your part. Best of luck with it.

Moving is not fun at all, but at least you are moving to a much nicer place it seems.

fuck yo (old) couch bort

i dont condone any move that means no internet. i lived without it for six months when i moved. i can survive just fine without it, but lifes definately better with it than without.

I'll be doing this when I go to Uni so I actually read and study rather than...em....this.

I give up the internet every couple days. It NEVER works.

We'll miss your wit, Mark.
Bort = the most genuinely funny guy that posted at CMJ/Obner.

It may be different when you go back to school, but for me, all I ever did was internet and drink in my spare time. Reading and studying never panned out for me.

yeah i did a three-months summer internship and couldn't wait till i got back to uni. man. this is like holiday compared to a real job.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Move to Chicago.

(That avatar confuses me since Dov had it a couple months ago)

Guh? Dov had MY avatar?!?!? Thanks all peoples. Liverpool is a town north of Syracuse, so no, I'm not moving far. We're moving into an apartment complex so the cat costs extra. I agree it'll be hard to cut cold turkey so I'm doing as much surfin and seekin' as i can in the next 14 days.

peace out

bort
np: os mutantes

I think so, but I could be wrong....

Two words: Public Libraries.

A few more: librarians support your constitutional right not to have to limit your biblioteque based surfing to work-safe sites.

So, bookmark that hot teen gash site on your municipal book-lender's site, STAT.

Oh. Wait. Already bookmarked that one.

Alas, what will become of the Bort Compilations?

The Bort Compilations are on another computer (at my mom's home office), hopefully that one will stay up for at least a little while longer).