Okay, so Vanessa's singing "White Houses" on Nick at the moment. She looks pretty, the song's not as much crap as some from her first album. She's got the Tori-lite thing down half-decently.

Problem is, so far as I can tell, the song's about losing her virginity. A vignette about that day and what she did with her friends on that day.

Okay. You'd think Nick execs would have noticed.

I've seen the video on VH1 and they censor the part where she talks about the "rush of blood."

And guess who stuck it to her.

Steve Jenkins?

they play this song at the gym all the time. it's atrocious.

It wasn't me. Though she is cute.