Gonna go play 9 holes with my pop.

happy father's day, obner deadbeat dads

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Dad's got the beard, mom's in the middle.

I went camping with my old man up by hometown. I didn't take any photos. It rained all last night, but at least that kept the bugs away.

went down to The Keys with my pops, Sébastian and Angelique. soaked in some sun (too much), fresh caught right off the boat seafood (grouper, snapper, mahi, fresh made conch fritters), spilled back some Key West beers, played with the baby boy in the water and watched him crack himself up, and then made our way home.

SAT:
Went out for a nice Italian dinner at Maggiano's; a pretty good Lettuce Entertain You restaurant. (They have a big gluten-free menu, and are very allergy friendly for my younger son.)
Watched some Flip Wilson with the family before heading off to bed.

SUN:
Went for a walk along the beach up in Highland Park (very upscale suburb) with the boys, skipped stones, and sang the theme from "The Courtship of Eddie's Father".
Drive down Sheridan Rd. for a bit (where all the mansions are up there).
Then my parents came by our place and we brought in BBQ from our favorite local rib joint.

Called my dad and talked about car wiring troubles, motorcycle brake fluid changing technique, how to tell if your chain and sprockets need replacing, the state of the pregnant Missus (mine, not his), old times riding ATV's every weekend when I was little, and what dumb thing my little brother has gotten himself into this time (answer: letting friends stay in his house for free while the navy sent him to El Salvador, only to return to a trashed house).

He loved it.

You have a brother?

I called my dad, got VM. So, I wrote on his FB wall, and he responded.

Half brother, same dad different mom, 5 years younger.

Is your brother tiny like you are?

I too have a half brother who has gotten into more trouble than either I or my brother.

I have two of these. One is 17, the other 12....the 12 y.o. is already Stu's size.

He's a little taller than me, like maybe an inch or two, and he actually has manly arm hair. Otherwise we're pretty similar-looking. He's a really good guy, he's just very introverted, and seems to get all the little decisions right but the big important ones wrong.

Yeah, my half brother is about seven years younger than me. He is about two inches shorter than me, but probably weighs more than 25lbs than I do. He is balding or bald, which is unlike either my brother or I who have a full head of hair.
I believe I am the hairiest of us three.

The one time my wife has met him, we drove down to Florida to visit him and Dad. I think my brother said 3 words to her. I could've strangled him. HUG MY WIFE FOR FUCKSAKE.

I drove home from Vegas on Father's Day. I did wish my travelmate a happy one. Didn't even get to visit my pop's -- I'll visit next weekend.

I also shouldn't be saying shit to Kyle, since I'm generally under 150 in weight.

Nah go ahead - it gives Dale something to do.

I, uh..called my dad and we talked for a few minutes. Definitely no gifts given, as we don't do that in the Cary household.

Yeah, just called the dad late cause I figured he'd be out flying his airplanes...r/c not real ones. Unfortunately, he didn't because it was too windy. Had a good chat though.

I made my father peach cobbler and went home for a steak dinner with the family.