Naked's Semiannual Scarlett Johansson Thread

FT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:40 pm

I think it's the same reason Jonathan Livingston Seagull was America's best-selling book for two years running.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

Anyone have $16,100+ I can borrow?...We can work something out...

Bid on ScarJo

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:00 am

Quote:

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

So...US$16K for a quickie? I don't think so.

Also: You do realize she'll see you the entire evening with the word "Creep" superimposed on your face for, like, ever?

Also: Why did they choose that pic to represent her? Not exactly her most attractive photo, she looks a little lopsided in that one. I think this one would be much better:

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Quote:

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

So...US$16K for a quickie? I don't think so.

Also: You do realize she'll see you the entire evening with the word "Creep" superimposed on your face for, like, ever?

You're ruining this for me, man.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 3:54 pm

sure to piss everyone off...

Quote:

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds engaged

Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, are engaged.

The 23-year-old actress and the 31-year-old actor have not set a wedding date, Johansson's publicist, Marcel Pariseau, said Monday.

Johansson's recent credits include "The Other Boleyn Girl" and "The Nanny Diaries." Reynolds recently starred in "Definitely, Maybe." He was previously engaged to Alanis Morissette.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/ap_ ... cKDgys0NUE

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

what was the last good movie she was in?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 4:07 pm

ScarJo has bumped uglies with Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds has bumped uglies with Alanis Morrissette.

Alanis Morrissette has bumped ugles with Dave Coulier.

Therefore, if Twilight Kid were to have his fantasy fulfilled & bump uglies with ScarJo, he'd also be banging Dave Coulier. Do you really want to bang Uncle Joey?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

Do you really want to bang Uncle Joey?

no. i saw him at a tragically hip show a few years ago. he is fat now.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 4:38 pm

Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:

ScarJo has bumped uglies with Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds has bumped uglies with Alanis Morrissette.

Alanis Morrissette has bumped ugles with Dave Coulier.

Therefore, if Twilight Kid were to have his fantasy fulfilled & bump uglies with ScarJo, he'd also be banging Dave Coulier. Do you really want to bang Uncle Joey?

Wait a minute......depends on what kind of residual checks he is getting from 'Full House'......let's get details then discuss....

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 4:47 pm

if i gotta roll through uncle joey to get to my girl then where do i sign

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 5:05 pm

I didn't even know she was dating the guy from the pizza place.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:12 pm

http://perezhilton.com/2010-12-14-offic ... n-reynolds

This may just turn out to be a good x-mas for little ole twilightkid.....Scarlett, call me! I have a shoulder for you....

FT · **Posted:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:22 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

http://perezhilton.com/2010-12-14-official-statement-from-scarlett-johansson-and-ryan-reynolds

This may just turn out to be a good x-mas for little ole twilightkid.....Scarlett, call me! I have a shoulder for you....

AND NOW I'M FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

ScarJo + FT = 4EVA

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:23 pm

Don't make me call you out!

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