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Flying Rabbit
 Post subject: What your favorite classic rock band says about you
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:07 am 
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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU →

    The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.
    The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.
    Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.
    The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.
    Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.
    The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.
    Badfinger: You are a Beatle.
    Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.
    Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.
    Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.
    The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.
    The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.
    Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms.
    David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.
    Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.
    The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.
    The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter’s roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.
    T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.
    The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.
    Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.
    Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to “NO LOITERING” signs.
    ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.
    Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.
    Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don’t stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.
    Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.
    Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.
    Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.
    AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly.
    Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.
    Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.
    Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.
    Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat.
    Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain.
    Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.
    Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.
    Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.
    Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.
    Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet.
    Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.
    Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars.
    Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.
    Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.
    Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.
    Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.
    Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.
    Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.
    Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer.
    Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.
    Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.
    Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.
    Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.
    Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.
    Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.
    Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it’s cocaine.
    Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

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 Post subject: Re: What your favorite classic rock band says about you
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:53 am 
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This would better if any of the entries were A) Funny or B) close to relevant to a band or their fans. (except the badfinger entry)

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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A couple of them are funny, but I laughed more reading them on McSweeney's--something about the look made them better.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:55 am 
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
A couple of them are funny, but I laughed more reading them on McSweeney's--something about the look made them better.


Jesus, dude. :nono:

This explains a lot.

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:44 am 
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:lol:

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU →

    Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.


1. Don't have a garage
2. My stereo is in a closet
3. Don't own a grill
4. But I feel like they're onto something because I like being outside and listening to music while I grill
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:21 am 
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This sequence made the whole bit worthwhile...

Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.
Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.
Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.
Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.
Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.
Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.
Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it’s cocaine.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:57 pm 
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Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

Substitute "The Residents" for "Journey" here and this is me 100%.
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