
I guess I couldn't expect this to be amazing...but I wanted it to be amazing. Conan has always been a kind of a character I've dug. When I was a kid I saw the movies, have read the original book, and have even dappled in the comics. It really has the potential to be an amazing franchise. Unfortunately, it seems like the blank canvas that lays in front of filmmakers concerning Conan are pretty daunting. There was a point in which Robert Rodriguez was going to re-do Red Sonja. I think there was even a teaser trailer. I thought, "wow, maybe someone who likes to make fun films and take chances can do this up right". But, alas, Mr. Rodriguez decided to opt out and Red Sonja and hopes for a new Conan film fell through. Oh, there's always been speculation about King Conan. Bringing back Arnold to reprise the role, but its been too many year and John Milius seems not too interested in writing and directing another one. Even the Wachowski Bros. wanted to reboot it.
So, here we have a new Conan. But then I saw Marcus Nispel was the director and all hope for anything extraordinary fell away. Its not that he's not talented, I just couldn't see how his vision would come to pass.
But it is what it is. Its an adventure film, with tons of CG, and lots of swords cutting off heads and limbs. And really, that's probably what the studios wanted. Its probably what most people wanted. And, to be honest, if you view it in that cross-section then its ok. It doesn't really hold water to the older films, but I can't decide if they're better or if I'm caught in a nostalgic fog. In the end, it simply exists. Its not great, but its not the worst thing I've seen. But, as someone who digs the Conan mythology, I can't help but be disappointed, and hope for another generation director to pick of the pieces and try to make it work.
As a btw, I saw the trailer for John Carter on Mars. I really wish that Conan had that much money thrown behind it, because it looks a lot how I wish Conan would've turned out. Minus the space ships and aliens

This is Miranda July's second film, and I can safely say that probably 90% of you will be pissed off within the first 5 minutes of the film. This is exact artsy fartsy type of stuff that polarizes people about "hipsters". Its weirdness, mixed with performance art, mixed with kitsch. The problem is, its actually a pretty-well written film once you step back and look at it from a distance. Its exactly why I really loved
Me and You and Everyone We Know. While you're watching it, you can't believe whats going one and you're trying to understand and comprehend how this got funded. Then you step back and realize that July's quirky filmmaking actually hits a nerve in your body and you connect with something in the film.