that is good

Oh, that's some funny...

My crackhead avatar, he dead.

man i wanted to score with laqueesha...

gots me some crack rocks and my ghetto booty tamika

If this doesnt involve raping piles of poo-poo at the Superdome, I can't get onboard......

It does, you're fine.

You go to the bathroom and smoke a crack rock. Tamika smells it and you are scared that she will throw you out, but she says: "If you into that, I got some shit I kifed from the evidence locker before this hurricane an shit."

Turns out she had a whole BAG of crack rocks and you grab as many as you can. You smoke another for good measure, and she smokes some weed she confiscated from some yuppies at the Jazz Festival. Afterwards, you and Tamika fuck each other's brains out like stoned monkeys. She screams over and over, "Fuck me nigga! Fuck me!"

After Tamika is good and fucked, you go to the living room, where you got the Trinitron set up. You turn it on to watch TV and see that the news is on.

"This is Action 7 news. We are here to report that in the midst of the hurricane, one of our reporters was assaulted by a looter inside a New Orleans Wal-Mart. Here's the footage..."

Yep, it's you. And it looks like a pretty good punch too. The white reporter starts to pontificate into the camera with a bruised jaw.

"Yes, it is indeed sad, how in a time of such tragedy, some people will take advantage of the situation to steal and to assault their fellow citizens. This should remind everybody that society is a thin veneer."

You laugh out loud and smoke another crack rock. This is the life. This is truly the life.

THE END.



So wrong...yet so fuckin' hilarious.