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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:40 pm 
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what the fuck is going on in this country anyway?


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Former French Open champion Michael Chang?


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i wish, but instead it's some weird shit that Jeb said the other day:
http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... editorials


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How do these weirdos get elected?

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i'm....speechless for once.

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Release...the Kracken.

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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
Release...the Kracken.


Nice...not too often Sealab gets any lip service 'round here...

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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
Release...the Kracken.


Nice...not too often Sealab gets any lip service 'round here...

Actually, it's Clash of the Titans. Check him out here.

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Alternatives to releasing Chang:

1) Releasing Chung- wherein Connie manifests herself, shrieking transcripts of Maury Pauvich Show episodes until the victim sees the universal truth of Opra-driven capitalism.
2) Releasing Chump- wherein your grizzled old blister of a father appears and immediately bores everyone in submission.
3) Releasing Chimp- wherein your older brother appears and immediately starts a fight with everyone in your town until everyone is dead or dead broke, as applicable.
3) Releasing Shemp- an absolute last act of desperation, as your credibility will be ruined forever.


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Postmersh Wrote:
Stop Breathin' Wrote:
Release...the Kracken.


Nice...not too often Sealab gets any lip service 'round here...

Actually, it's Clash of the Titans. Check him out here.


It's also from the "Neptunati" episode of Sealab 2021...

Maybe I was just getting my hopes up...

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It's actually spelled Kraken.

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i unleashed chang once and the girl just laughed

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Rick Derris Wrote:
Former French Open champion Michael Chang?


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Drop a train on em Mike!

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Wang Chang Sweet Poontang?

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Sounds like a case for the FBI Porn Taskforce.

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I thought this was about Mark Chang, the alien slacker with the glass-encased brain from Fairly Oddparents.

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I'm going to unleash Wang Chung.

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Here's an explanation of this whole thing - it fills in the info, but it won't make you feel any better :


Gov. Bush & his mystical buddy

September 18. 2005 6:01AM ( gainesville.com )

After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians:

''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.

The crowd, however, could be excused for not understanding Bush's enigmatic foray into the realm of Eastern mysticism.

We're here to help.

In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George Bush was quoted as threatening to ''unleash Chang'' as a means of intimidating other players.

The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush's father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore.

The phrase has evolved, under Gov. Jeb Bush's use, to mean the need to fix conflicts or disagreements over an issue. Faced with a stalemate, the governor apparently "unleashes Chang" as a rhetorical device, signaling it's time to stop arguing and start agreeing.

No word on if Rubio will unleash Chang, or the sword, as he faces squabbles in the future.


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I'm going to start referring to "taking a whiz" as "releasing my chang".

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DiggityDawg Wrote:
''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

That is the most fucked interpretation of mystical I have seen ever.


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Sketch Wrote:
DiggityDawg Wrote:
''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

That is the most fucked interpretation of mystical I have seen ever.


But maybe he is not a warrior-mystic. Maybe he is a cipher. Like Jesus. That politicians can piggy-back upon, ascribing to him whatever are their particular beliefs in order to give said beliefs more persuasive strength.


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Told you the explanation wouldn't make you feel any better about it.


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