Ok, now first off, I dig kids and moms. I'm not hating on either. But...

Does anyone else find soon-to-be mothers kind of annoying at times? The night and day attitudes, the constant chatting about what they're gonna buy for the kid, the "hey look at this catalog, isn't this stroller so fucking cute!!!!" shit. The "oh i'm having a good day today" or "oh, i feel really bad today, but i'm soooooo hungry i could eat an antelope". And do all soon-to-be mothers suddenly turn into child-birthing pros the first month they're pregnant?

Can you tell I work with one?

Good lord. Is there anything I can do to make this baby pop out of her faster??

sneak up behind her, and goose her reeeeal good while yelling BOO.

Um, Dalen, it's called hormones. And during and after pregnancy, they can be imbalanced. Plus give the girl a break. If she's excited, she's excited!

women....annoying?

What she said. It IS an exciting thing. And you do go a little batty sometimes.

But I can sympathize to some extent, I worked with two pregnant women this year. One acted like she was dying and couldn't function because she was pregnant, the other just COMPLAINED about it non stop. I wanted to kill em both. And told them that if I became pregnant anytime in the next year I'd make them both miserable at work in retaliation.

hahaahaa

D, i totally understand, but it's just a bit much quite a lot of the time. She's totally consumed by it, which is understandable.

I just wish I had a switch that could turn her volume down every once in a while.

Do you work upstairs?

that's kinda weird.....yes.

Headphones? Work from home? Shut the door to your office (if you have one)?

edit: just be glad you aren't her baby daddy!

-Dalen and Fu discover that they work in the same building.-

I see where it's going......

I think he's suggesting a push.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm surprised your wife hasnt hit you up for kids yet, D.

That would be an interesting dynamic; god knows it changed my brother into an entirely different person.

I know him not.

i love the pregnant woman that sits next to tim after gareth took over david's office on the office - christmas special. i think tim could sympathize....

out a window or down some stairs, though...?

Actually, if you kick hard enough, it forces the air out of the lungs, which in turn keeps the screams muffled.

Remember, it was Fu that made the suggestion. I'm assuming down the stairs...

EDIT: He beat me to it....see above.

:shock:

And I'm sure Dalen would make a wonderful dad. I can just tell.

i think people planning weddings are way worse.

haha, that's right! very similar situation actually ['cept i don't wear a tie, and the woman is Latin].

Bloor, my wife and I have a plan set. I've got another 15 months of freedom.

my wife and i are planning for a baby in a year or two and she is already looking at websites and books. heaven help me.

That was one thing I was super concious of when planning mine. Plus I didn't like talking about the details of it.

The place, date and time, and our song choices perhaps. But the rest, even I could give a crap about what color our napkins were.

i have a little over 6 months left on my freedom clock

Enjoy it while you can, homie.