OK...let's get to know one another, shall we?

It seems most people have daily routines, so what I want to know is...what is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning, and the last thing you do before going to sleep at night?

I don't know why but it seems the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet. Sometimes I take a dump and sometimes I don't, and yet there I am always on the toilet.

At night, before going to sleep, the last thing I do is take off my contacts. I do this every single night. On many nights, I listen to music until I fall asleep.

And you?

pee to both

actually...

morning: pee, turn on npr, make coffee

night: pee, undress, sex

hit the snooze button and scream at my alarm clock.

at night, wash my face and brush my teeth/floss. fall asleep to either tv or music.

First thing: make coffee.

Last thing: Depends. But just to be polite I'll say brush my teeth.

actually...

morning: pee, make coffee, help orphans

night: continue lifelong effort to genetically modify fire ants to make me coffee, pee

several times

evenings--make sure the dogs aren't locked out

wait, you sometimes just sit on the can w/o doing anything? just to hang out?

First thing: Slip on track suit and brush teeth.
Last thing: Watch episode of something on dvd (X-Files or something) in bedroom and/or other.

Yeah. I just sit there until I'm fully awake.

is that a euphemism

If I'm reading something interesting I'll flip the lid down andsit there and finish the article after I've done my business. I've usually got my coffee so its actually kinda nice.

Morning: Urination, Check Email, Check Obner, Shower, Leave late for work

Night: Check obner, check email, brush teeth, fall asleep to malcom in the middle.

See. It's not so strange. The bathroom can sometimes act as an office.

Wake up: Pee, wash hands, brush teeth

Sleep: Watch TV or have sex. (did you really need to know that?)

Morning: Curl up to husband and whine that I don't want to get up, get up and pee, go feed screaming cats, shower, dress etc

Night: Throw book on floor, set alarm, go turn off lights and say goodnight to husband. Pray I can sleep.

morning: turn off alarm & head to bathroom

nite: lately the last thing has been rubbing coconut-kinda-cream on wife's pregnant belly then washing it off my hands when done

sure beats euthenasia

morning-brush teeth, shower

night-fall asleep to tunes or tv

morning: start coffee maker, the back to bed for some sex

night: read till i fall out

turn off my alarm clock, shower.

every night is different. but before i go to sleep i usually lay down in bed.

Wake Up: Internet and orange juice

Bed Time: DVD's and supper

AM: P.
PM: P.

I know, I'm boring. I'm glad to see many of my fellow obnerians/obnerites/obnish/whathaveyou "gettin' some" on such a freak-quent basis.

Morning: Get up, walk across room to turn off alarm, scratch Mickey behind the ears, walk down hallway to do the pee thing, putz for almost an hour waiting to wake up -- this usually involves internet and watching morning news. Let Mickey out to pee and let other pooches in.

Night: Internet, play Spider Solitaire, send email, get ready for bed, call Mickey. We both crawl into bed -- usually requires me scratching someone's belly (not mine).

am - take shower - can't do anything before shower.

at night - usually scratch my balls.