hoiuse of coffee

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

so there was the shoulder head incident and who knows wha t that was! but then on saturdaya i'm a unno i memory but it was yes! I went to philsopy socieytand and there she is and she wavig and all that but theres a guy there! a guy with a shaved head but he[]s small er than em so bring it on tough guy./

anywasy she's baked cookie and i eat some anf agfter we g to a cofgfee a[place it's the one with thew scooter inthe wiondow the italian one with the name i fogte but i didn't want to go cos this guy was still hanging around and i saiud "i'm going for awlak" and she saif "in the rain" and I said "yes, ai like the rain"! but szhe said "just come" and i said "oh oh ak yhjen" i'm a sucker for a pretty face so we go in and becasuse he is there I have to be sharop! i'm thining ahead! so i enginerr it by causeing a delay with her so he has to sit down first and she sits across form hiuma nd i get to sit NEXT thj her! see I'm clever!

soi whe sit and talk for a while and she puts hert head on my shoulder (again!) so i sput wmy a amr round her and HA AH! I win! your not good enough to battlke me shaved head man! His name is somethigmn I#ve Fprgort. but he doesn/'t have a name to me! he's just a bad man! an i will see to it what the wil never fo enaything that he would like to.! but like i said he is to dim for me. he ma\de so many basic mistake.

one thing he made a mistake with was m the cookies. she madre the cookeis in the day before but homemade. thew cookie s wher horrible! but the bald man ate only one cookie and I eat loads of them. see"! he isn't smart enough to know that she will pregfer a man that eats her disgusting cookie to a man that won't! anyw3ay even though i'm sitting with her kiwth my arm around her and i'm much better than him he still aks cher out three! times! what a nerve. she made excuses but I'll find out more on monday. i don't thinkshe's interesteed in this man hows useless.

so eventually ai outshine his man ands shoo him off witb a mixtyure of brains and other sutff. i walked her home and told her to make ckaes nexy time. imagien what it would mean if she bakes cakes! it's nice that a girl who's young woiuld bake. it's like the oldne days. it's attractive qualit for a woman to have oven with foods in. i know she likes m,e becuae she's loways agoing on about her I don'yt like her. it 's the cloassic signm of when someone likes that they dsay they don't like but at the same time stay with you even when iothey coulod not.

i'm tired now. i need to slepp. my head is all ewashed out. Bye!

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

i demand more drunk posts from the lot of you. that and cookies.

e-stone · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:34 pm

coffee house?

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:45 pm

It took a team of Scottish-American decoders working around the clock to translate that but after much hesitation they were finally able to and they said that:

DARRIN'S NOT DRUNK, HE'S IN LOVE!!!!!

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:02 pm

Dude...I think she laced the cookie with somethin' .

splates · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:04 pm

Quality post

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:57 pm

One of the grandest posties I've ever beheld.

tentoze · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:06 pm

That made more sense than a Thomas Pynchon novel. Well done, sir.

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:17 pm

Haw you, yerr a brammer, get me a cargo furr a swally the night.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:38 pm

Awesome. I hope she appreciates your efforts

splates · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:44 pm

Competing against another guy and coming out tops is awesome

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:19 am

They were HERB cookies!! Gotta be for the heavy Scottish street accent to come out.

See, Darrin? We all told you that she liked ya! Btw, she IS older than 21, right?? :wink:

seafoam · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:37 am

ewll doen!

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

ha ha. what a happy little post.
konstantinl.....you're adorable.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:27 am

Quote:

He isn't smart enough to know that she will prefer a man that eats her disgusting cookie to a man that won't!

Also, this is the truth.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:17 am

konstantinl Wrote:

so there was the shoulder head incident and who knows wha t that was! but then on saturdaya i'm a unno i memory but it was yes! I went to philsopy socieytand and there she is and she wavig and all that but theres a guy there! a guy with a shaved head but he[]s small er than em so bring it on tough guy./

anywasy she's baked cookie and i eat some anf agfter we g to a cofgfee a[place it's the one with thew scooter inthe wiondow the italian one with the name i fogte but i didn't want to go cos this guy was still hanging around and i saiud "i'm going for awlak" and she saif "in the rain" and I said "yes, ai like the rain"! but szhe said "just come" and i said "oh oh ak yhjen" i'm a sucker for a pretty face so we go in and becasuse he is there I have to be sharop! i'm thining ahead! so i enginerr it by causeing a delay with her so he has to sit down first and she sits across form hiuma nd i get to sit NEXT thj her! see I'm clever!

soi whe sit and talk for a while and she puts hert head on my shoulder (again!) so i sput wmy a amr round her and HA AH! I win! your not good enough to battlke me shaved head man! His name is somethigmn I#ve Fprgort. but he doesn/'t have a name to me! he's just a bad man! an i will see to it what the wil never fo enaything that he would like to.! but like i said he is to dim for me. he ma\de so many basic mistake.

one thing he made a mistake with was m the cookies. she madre the cookeis in the day before but homemade. thew cookie s wher horrible! but the bald man ate only one cookie and I eat loads of them. see"! he isn't smart enough to know that she will pregfer a man that eats her disgusting cookie to a man that won't! anyw3ay even though i'm sitting with her kiwth my arm around her and i'm much better than him he still aks cher out three! times! what a nerve. she made excuses but I'll find out more on monday. i don't thinkshe's interesteed in this man hows useless.

so eventually ai outshine his man ands shoo him off witb a mixtyure of brains and other sutff. i walked her home and told her to make ckaes nexy time. imagien what it would mean if she bakes cakes! it's nice that a girl who's young woiuld bake. it's like the oldne days. it's attractive qualit for a woman to have oven with foods in. i know she likes m,e becuae she's loways agoing on about her I don'yt like her. it 's the cloassic signm of when someone likes that they dsay they don't like but at the same time stay with you even when iothey coulod not.

i'm tired now. i need to slepp. my head is all ewashed out. Bye!

Long form post of the day...

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:36 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

anyw3ay

Perfect typo.

I just read that entire post to my wife. We both think you could publish it as is.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:42 pm

That ought to be enshrined in an Obner Hall of Fame or something.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

this is my favorite "it's attractive qualit for a woman to have oven with foods in."

tentoze · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:08 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

this is my favorite "it's attractive qualit for a woman to have oven with foods in."

ooookay.......

Harry Monster · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:55 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

soi whe sit and talk for a while and she puts hert head on my shoulder (again!) so i sput wmy a amr round her and HA AH!

HA AH!

Old Kentucky · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:57 pm

mmm... cookies.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:47 pm

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