i have this halloween pumpkin that i keep stocked around here with goodies.
and i fill it up every monday with several bags of candy bars.

normally....this candy will last the week.

this past monday i filled it up with more than usual and by 5pm yesterday it was already GONE!

what piggies. sheesh.

Someone brought in a bunch of Belgian chocolates today.

Oink.

those cheap bastards are gonna give it out at their front door to kids.

the funny thing is....
the pumpkin is right near my desk. totally in view of me most of the time. and i haven't noticed an abnormal amount of people raiding the pumpkin.

it seems to only be happening when i am away.

sneaky little piggies.

Mix in a cat turd and see if it doesn't stop.

All the pigs are all lined up...
DOTLD gives them all they want...
take the skin and peel it back...

Now doesnt it make you feel better?

ha! seriously, though... nasty.

clark bars are gross?
i've never had one.

there are tootsie rolls in there.
maybe i'll just open one of those up.
they are the 'bigger' 'plumper' ones.

This makes me reminisce about ghosts of FT's avatars past. He had the snorkelled male character from Caddyshack who found the Baby Pooth in the club pool as his image.

my absolute[i] favorite.

I prefer Toblerone.

But, is that Belgian?

This happens in my office all the time. I don't put candy out, but several of the admin folks too. There are specific violators who do in fact wait until the candy-giver is away from their desk, and come by and take handfuls of the stuff. These are the same people who wait around conference rooms after lunch meetings to see if they can score a free box lunch that wasn't eaten. People are weird.

We have a whole buffet set up today.
It'll be again tommorrow and Monsday, too.

We are all piggies.

Drop a couple of razor blades down in there. You can leve that little cardboard covering over the blade so nobody gets cut but a clear message will be sent.

I've seen one of the ladies who works for me yell at little kids for taking too much candy off the counter. The parents, naturally, are oblivious (or high).

Nope -- I used to be piggy enough to eat even those.

you should number them individually and have a sign up sheet -- helpful no, time-wasting yes

Substitute Ex-Lax for chocolate and let the fun begin.

except....i share a restroom with a lot of these people. i really don't think that's a wise idea.

ew.


this thread made me go out and buy a Big Kat. SWEET.

work beers to come. choco-flavored work beers.

Awesome. I've contemplated mixing a half dozen or so foil wrapped shitdrops into a bowl of Hershey Kisses a putting it out for passersby.

I figure if you just mix in a few in the whole bowl, your chances of someone getting a dooker on the second or third Kiss while popping them and talking to someone will make it that much more hilarious.

where the hell is the parody thread for this already?

I used to think that Zagnut bars were gross based on the name alone. But actually, they are not all that bad.