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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:27 am 
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My wife got one last week something like

RE:This Is The Last Time You Won't Reply To Me

"No it isn't," she said.
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I've been getting one that says "Your Daily Dose of Pussy Galore" everyday for at least two years.

Recent frightening ones though are order confirmations from places that end up in Bulk Mail so they are obviously Spam.

I have two (actually four) email accounts, one that I use basically only for whenever you have to enter an email address. It gets an average of 20-25 spams a day.

My other one gets about 2 a week.

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Possible SPAM: Bad Ass B*tches DVD - Exclusive!


I get that everyday

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all they need is you find your new week partner clol
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Either I'm doing something right or very wrong because I hardly get any spam.

Some fuckhead did recently try and get some pertinent info outta me with an e-mail about a problem with my Amazon seller account.

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DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A FUCKING GRIL IN YOUR LIFE??

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OK! I'll get right on it.

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DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A FUCKING GRIL IN YOUR LIFE??


[img][650:488]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Chrysler-Contest-What-Can-You-Hemi-Grill-1920x1440.jpg[/img]
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from a local establishment:

[img][650:488]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/killingacamera/pilf1.jpg[/img]


do you suppose that's what this guy meant?

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Dunno, but it's quite the fucking grill.
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frosted Wrote:
Fixins Platte Wrote:
DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A FUCKING GRIL IN YOUR LIFE??


[img][650:488]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Chrysler-Contest-What-Can-You-Hemi-Grill-1920x1440.jpg[/img]
Now that's a fucking gril!

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
frosted Wrote:
Fixins Platte Wrote:
DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A FUCKING GRIL IN YOUR LIFE??


[img][650:488]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Chrysler-Contest-What-Can-You-Hemi-Grill-1920x1440.jpg[/img]
Now that's a fucking gril!

That's nuthin':

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Now THAT, my friends, is a FUCKING GRIL.

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Wow, it even has its own garnish garden.

But sorry -- grill-with-hemi == winner.

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Re: Sumantra Life is great

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All my spam seems to be from MENSGROW or VIAG4YOUGUY.

Yeah, like what fuck do I need an erection for?

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Yeah, like what fuck do I need an erection for?
U duh fuh?

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when you go back to the coffee houise you can show that chick what its for

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Yeah, like what fuck do I need an erection for?

They're good around the kitchen for various tasks, like removing bottle caps that aren't twist-offs or testing the temperature of cooked meat.
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konstantinl Wrote:
Yeah, like what fuck do I need an erection for?

They're good around the kitchen for various tasks, like removing bottle caps that aren't twist-offs or testing the temperature of cooked meat.


Don't forget they make great toys. So to summarize they make great tools AND toys.

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Uses for erections, as suggested by my spam:

HIT PEOPLE WITH YOUR DICK
KNOCK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MONSTOR COCK

Now, I don't use one myself, but I have to imagine that there are tools better suited to both those tasks.
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Uses for erections, as suggested by my spam:

HIT PEOPLE WITH YOUR DICK
KNOCK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MONSTOR COCK

Now, I don't use one myself, but I have to imagine that there are tools better suited to both those tasks.


Stud Powercock is a great album by Tesco Vee & the Meat Krew.
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