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Yail Bloor
 Post subject: Alright, this crystal meth thing is out of hand....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:19 pm 
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So this dude just came in to pay his storage rent and proceeded to waste twenty minutes of my day standing in the office telling me:

-How he is building an engine that runs on hydrogen (by breaking down water)

-How his truck got broken into and that his receiver and box with "3 15's" got ripped while he was at this chicks house. Quote: "I'm not sure if that pussy was worth all that"

-His extensive programming skills in visual basic.

-How many computers he has.....I missed most of this because I had literally turned him off at this point.

I'd like to point out that this dude is probly 6'2, 305 lbs, has scary earrings, has an Insane, Puffy, Mullet, and is a tattoo artist/piercing guy.

Memo: Stop smoking ice before you go out to pay your bills.

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"I'm not sure if that pussy was worth all that"


Awesome.

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Wow. When your that big and that high, you must always have a captive audience.

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Why "305 lbs"? Why not an even 300?

And, if he were a meth head, wouldn't he be skinny?

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Yailvon Bloorsdale Wrote:
I'd like to point out that this dude is probly 6'2, 305 lbs, has scary earrings, has an Insane, Puffy, Mullet, and is a tattoo artist/piercing guy.

Memo: Stop smoking ice before you go out to pay your bills.


Next week, he will be 5'9" and 107 lbs...

Oh, it hard to eat when you ain't got dem teef.

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Fixins Platte Wrote:
Why "305 lbs"? Why not an even 300?

And, if he were a meth head, wouldn't he be skinny?

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not necessarily.

And 305 is my estimate. Don't front.

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at least he's paying his bills, yo!

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at least he's paying his bills, yo!


Prolly from the profits on drug sales.

Kurtz is a money-launderer, then. Inadvertent, but still a launderer.
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some pussy is worth any price.

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You had better watch out - he sounds like the guy who got Cap'n Squirrgle fired.

Maybe now he's hunting down the Obnish one by one...
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some pussy is worth any price.


do you really mean that?
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wow meth really cleaned her up
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Max TRYPTOPHAN! Wrote:
You had better watch out - he sounds like the guy who got Cap'n Squirrgle fired.

Maybe now he's hunting down the Obnish one by one...


Who would he call to fire me? Me? I think its safe to say I've got job security.

The dude is actually a nice guy; its really just that he stood here droning on and on that bothered me. Its not that he seemed really fucked up, either----just the little glint and the too long stories.

To wit: Not everybody that's hooked on meth is a junkie. They are, in general, worthless pieces of shit, but there are exceptions to be sure.

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wow meth really cleaned her up



it really does look like it did, huh? wow.

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max and splates just made me spit out food in that one, two punch
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some... i said 'SOME'! dagnabbit..

but yeah, perfect example.. that women 'was a mess before the meth'....

oooh, i smell advertising campaign!

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If anyone is hooked on meth, they will most likely, biologically speaking, be skinny. Not necessarily look like that woman did. But they will lose significant amounts of weight due to the fact that it is a form of speed and appetite is no longer applicable to daily living. Someone that just smokes it once or twice a month or year will not be skinny.....maybe you caught that fella on his monthly cycle. Any meth addict --and I do mean addict -- will not be 305 lbs....unless they are 12 feet tall.
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Hegel-oh's Wrote:
If anyone is hooked on meth, they will most likely, biologically speaking, be skinny. Not necessarily look like that woman did. But they will lose significant amounts of weight due to the fact that it is a form of speed and appetite is no longer applicable to daily living. Someone that just smokes it once or twice a month or year will not be skinny.....maybe you caught that fella on his monthly cycle. Any meth addict --and I do mean addict -- will not be 305 lbs....unless they are 12 feet tall.


I know dudes who smoke ice all the damn time and aren't skinny. Just sayin'.

Also, I don't know that this dude was methed up. I just assume that every white person in the vicinity of my workplace is a raging ice freak.

Its a little tongue in cheek, but I'd guess I'm more right than wrong.

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i see. I haven't ever run into someone that actualyl smoked on a daily basis that didn't show signs of smoking daily on a physical level...

some people are just crazy. Although, it's pretty sad that you live in a place where the correct thing to assume is that the white folk are cranked. haha. Do you live near many trailer parks?
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some people are just crazy. Although, it's pretty sad that you live in a place where the correct thing to assume is that the white folk are cranked. haha. Do you live near many trailer parks?


Well, where I work is a pretty middle/lower middle class area but where I live is actually one of the wealthier suburbs in Georgia and they got a freakin' epidemic over there as well.

This shit ain't no joke and it affects everyone.

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good lord. you're on the east right? I know it's bad in CA and Idaho and Utah...I don't think I had realized the disease had spread all the way out to the east. Although, I just moved back to Virginia a few months ago and I have noticed people talk about it more....nonchalantly referring to exploding meth labs in the area like it's natural. Well, this country's going to shit anyway...just another piece of wood for the fire in my opinion.
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Again, the Ullenbean response could've curtailed this quickly...

"Shhh, you're fat."

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