OK, here's the deal. Please nominate one Obner poster per category. To make this more fair for everyone, you can not nominate a poster twice. This will involve the most posters so that we don't leave anyone out.
Oh, and you can not nominate yourself.

Please PM me your nominations so that I can count them. I will then post the top 3 nominated vote getters for every category so you can then vote for the winners. I think it's pretty clear. Enjoy.

If you'd like, you can post your nominations in this thread but I thought PMing them to me would be best so that we don't hurt peoples' feelings.

MOST VALUABLE OBNER (MUSIC)
MOST VALUABLE OBNER (NMR)
GREATEST CONTRIBUTOR TO OBNER COMMUNITY
OBNER ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (MEMBER FOR LESS THAN SIX MONTHS)
MOST QUOTABLE OBNER
BEST OBNER NAME
BEST SPREADER OF MUSIC
MOST LONG-DISTANCE COUPLE POTENTIAL
BIGGEST BOARD FRONT (PERSONA vs. REAL LIFE DIFFERENCE)
MOST ENTERTAINING OBNER FEUD (BEST ADVERSARIES)
BEST OBNER NAME TO CALL IN PUBLIC
OBNER MOST LIKELY TO MAKE YOU SPIT LIQUID ON YOUR MONITOR
BEST HOMER (OBNER WHO REPS THEIR CITY TO THE POINT OF DELUSION)
OBNER WHO GIVES BEST PM
OBNER MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A LIFETIME MOVIE MADE ABOUT THEIR LIFE
OBNER YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH (IN REAL LIFE)
OBNER MOST LIKELY TO LIKE & DISLIKE AN ALBUM WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
OBNER MOST LIKELY TO BE FIRED AS A RESULT OF OBNER (THE CAP’N SQUIRRGLE AWARD)
OBNER MOST LIKELY TO GET IGNORED IN THE OPA AWARDS
OBNER WHO REALLY RUINED THE BOARD

fuck it

deadline?

Let's give it a week. Until 5:00 PM Eastern Time next Wednesday.

That would be a week and 7 hours.

Why Eastern time? I find this discrimination against the other time zones to be reprehensible.

I don't think it takes an insider at Price/Waterhouse to know Dalen had best get his acceptance speech ready.

This category should simply be titled OBNER MOST LIKELY TO GET SQUIRRGLED.

EST is the only time zone that counts.

Also, change your name back Bilz. It took me a week to figure it out.

dalen who?

Where are the "I FUH" (Hottest Female) and "PIXPLSKTHX" (Hottest Male) categories?

PM sent.

Yeah, but were you able to decipher this one?

Nope, gimme a hint.

Think Vin.

oh i really wish people didn't change their names so much (without a clue as to who they used to be.)

is it okay if i don't submit answers for all of the categories.

i haven't met anyone yet......so i couldn't compare online and real life personas.

Every year he's had those categories it's pissed people off one way or another. Remember the first year he held it? oy Probably a smart thing not to.

that was hard. but pm is sent!

We all know that SpontaneousPoet ("Stacy") and Yail Bloor ("Krauth") would win going-away, anyway.

My votes would not have gone to them, though.

I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore because of all of the name changes. I don't have the patience or time to figure it out or search for the thread where people wrote what they used to go under.

6 people have nominated. Keep 'em coming.

This one is the most obvious to me. You know who you are.

What does this mean? Call out their name in public?

sent.
but i left these 2 blank because i don't really understand what they mean?

front means, who is the most different on the board from real life..I think you can go both ways..I doubt Monty talks like he writes or is as much of monger...I nominated Derris though, because his distinct and awesome humor does not shine through in this forum.

name to call in public, I guess means calling someone by their board name in real life I think I said Albion, cos its funny to call Steve that on the rare occassions I see him.