As if anyone cares, but after two months of living in Nashville I guess it's time to change the profile. I miss my dirty old ghetto hometown of Memfrica, and will one day return, but in the meantime I have plenty of tent revivals to heckle and country music stars to harass.

is it true you're really leaving nashville because the cma's were held in new york city this year?

No, I just moved to Nashville because the CMAs were held in New York.

First thing I said to my friend Nikki (a Nashville native) after I moved here: "Are all the Black people hiding?" I miss being a minority (no sarcasm.)