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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:24 pm 
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But it may be the only thing that will make me feel better.

My body is functioning as a funnel if I even THINK about eating right now.

Stomach feels like I drank nails.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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I'm so bored at work that I may go buy a six pack and just have it sitting on the desk.

2 hours, twenty minutes, then I might just have to go light a homeless person on fire.

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I'm so bored at work that I may go buy a six pack and just have it sitting on the desk.

2 hours, twenty minutes, then I might just have to go light a homeless person on fire.


Start going through people's shit at random. I can't believe y'all don't do this anyway. Like stake out them folks you think will have good shit and then cut them locks and root through it.

Or just open up a few units and jack off on the furniture stored there.

Seriously. Get creative.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Yule Bloor Wrote:
then I might just have to go light a homeless person on fire.


I tried that yesterday, it was fun. The ones with the bushy beards are more flammable.


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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:

Start going through people's shit at random. I can't believe y'all don't do this anyway. Like stake out them folks you think will have good shit and then cut them locks and root through it.

Or just open up a few units and jack off on the furniture stored there.

Seriously. Get creative.


Too much work. I already had to cut somebody's lock off today. Why can't these morons keep up with TWO KEYS??? Its your shit. Keep up.

Plus most of these people's stuff smells. Like urine.

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Yule Bloor Wrote:
Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:

Start going through people's shit at random. I can't believe y'all don't do this anyway. Like stake out them folks you think will have good shit and then cut them locks and root through it.

Or just open up a few units and jack off on the furniture stored there.

Seriously. Get creative.


Too much work. I already had to cut somebody's lock off today. Why can't these morons keep up with TWO KEYS??? Its your shit. Keep up.

Plus most of these people's stuff smells. LIKE VEGETABLE SOUP!

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Well.....YEAH.

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You should funnel some malt liquor while squatting pantsless over a bucket, then post the picture of the aftermath.

I bet all that Guinness + Thanksgiving + Funellin' malt liquor would make it a Black Friday, indeed.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
You should funnel some malt liquor while squatting pantsless over a bucket, then post the picture of the aftermath.

I bet all that Guinness + Thanksgiving + Funellin' malt liquor would make it a Black Friday, indeed.


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I was drinking Harpoon WInter Warmer all day yesterday. might tasty.


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Had this yesterday!
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KEEP DRINKING

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had this yesterday in memory of my grandfather.

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had this yesterday in memory of my grandfather.


He died in an alcohol-related automobile accident??


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Had this yesterday!
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Chimay!

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Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold Wrote:
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had this yesterday in memory of my grandfather.


He died in an alcohol-related automobile accident??


No, but he always requested this beer and we always got him the wrong kind... until after he died.

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Seriously, you've tasted these guys before???

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I'm sure it wasn't good with all that makeup on...unless you grilled them on a BBQ or something.

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Seriously, you've tasted these guys before???

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I'm sure it wasn't good with all that makeup on...unless you grilled them on a BBQ or something.


Saw C.C. DeVille on Celebrity Win Ben Stein's Money a few years ago. Maybe '99, in fact. It was great.... He reminded me of what Flea would be like were he to have actually partied as much as he would have us believe he (and the rest of RHCP) did.


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Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold Wrote:
Saw C.C. DeVille on Celebrity Win Ben Stein's Money a few years ago. Maybe '99, in fact. It was great.... He reminded me of what Flea would be like were he to have actually partied as much as he would have us believe he (and the rest of RHCP) did.


I agree; if C.C. had been in anything but a glam metal band, he would be worshiped like Keith. A really funny, really fucked up dude. And he can pick up his guitar and make it talk to you.

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Yule Bloor Wrote:
Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold Wrote:
Saw C.C. DeVille on Celebrity Win Ben Stein's Money a few years ago. Maybe '99, in fact. It was great.... He reminded me of what Flea would be like were he to have actually partied as much as he would have us believe he (and the rest of RHCP) did.


I agree; if C.C. had been in anything but a glam metal band, he would be worshiped like Keith. A really funny, really fucked up dude. And he can pick up his guitar and make it talk to you.


LEN know what he's about, though.

Track 8 on You can't stop the bum-rush.






In fact, that album has three great guest-shots: Biz Markie, Slick Rick (I think), and C.C. DeVille.


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CC Deville is the shit. I saw Poison a couple years ago, and he sang a song. He's awesome.

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CC Deville is the shit. I saw Poison a couple years ago, and he sang a song. He's awesome.


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Off a beer jag, switch to red wine. After a few hours, you'll be right as rain.

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i'm trying to drink vodka right now, and it hurts. that 1.75 liter of belvedere that was given to me? about half gone, all by myself from wednesday night. i think i have problems. ack!

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Everytime I read the title of this thread, I think of "Poison" by Boyz 2 Men. "That girl is poiiiiiiiiiiiiiison..."


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