Should Blue Milk and I exchange gifts tonight?

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:15 pm

Shit, I'll take presents from anyone.

splates · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:18 pm

Give him 'the gift'

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:23 pm

All I got in this desk drawer is a 10-pack of Rubber Grip Gel Pens picked up from Family Dollar.

One can never have too many gel pens, probably.

shmoo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:31 pm

splates Wrote:

Give him 'the gift'

You mean mail himself in a box and then get killed when Blue Milk tries to open it with a sheet metal cutter?

Bee OK · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:34 pm

who is Blue Milk?

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:35 pm

shmoo Wrote:

splates Wrote:

Give him 'the gift'

You mean mail himself in a box and then get killed when Blue Milk tries to open it with a sheet metal cutter?

That's not how the gypsy said I was going to die. I laugh at sheet metal cutters. Laugh.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:36 pm

BeeOK Wrote:

who is Blue Milk?

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=15031

Bee OK · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:38 pm

In Spoon And Error Pining Wrote:

BeeOK Wrote:

who is Blue Milk?

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=15031

I know, was a joke (a bad one at that).

Surprised that she hasn't wised up yet.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:40 pm

I'm not familiar with the word "joke." That one of those hippy terms?

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:02 pm

give him this, and tell him to get it over with already...

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:08 pm

Shaving?

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:36 pm

In Spoon And Error Pining Wrote:

Shaving?

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=14532

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

best parody thread ever

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:47 pm

reindeer on wheels Wrote:

In Spoon And Error Pining Wrote:

Shaving?

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=14532

Though Nilsson died of heart failure.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

i shaved my chest and balls and feel like a 4 year old.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

BeeOK Wrote:

who is Blue Milk?

my favorite person in the world.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

BeeOK Wrote:

Surprised that she hasn't wised up yet.

Yeah, I guess it would be wise to detach myself from my best friend, my boyfriend of 25 months, and the one person that makes me happier than anything.
I guess that would be a good idea.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

Agreed.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

what do you know, you haven't seen a vagina in weeks.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

if you want to think of it that way, what are you on, day 21 now?

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

about a quartre that

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

well congratulations.

edit: leave it at that

Bee OK · **Posted:** Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:39 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

BeeOK Wrote:

Surprised that she hasn't wised up yet.

Yeah, I guess it would be wise to detach myself from my best friend, my boyfriend of 25 months, and the one person that makes me happier than anything.
I guess that would be a good idea.

I went out with my high school sweetheart for 5 years. I loved her to death but she wanted to get married and I didn’t so we went our separate ways. That was the reason for the break up she wanted my kid and I wanted to be a kid still. I changed so much from that time that it really blows my mind and much happier with the person I become. She was my best friend as well and we didn’t see each other for only about 30 days out of that full 5 years span, it was insane.

I ask who he was because he doesn’t post or if he does he just puts down the board so if that is what he is going to put forth everytime, fuck him.

I give him a hard time because of our history...

I have nothing against you and him but you are young, only with age do things really change...

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:57 am

Heh, I think Polka's pretty cool. And I remember being just as opinionated and confrontational as Blue Milk when I was 17. Course now I'm a cuddly, radiant angel spreading velour woozums to an emotionally starving macroverse.

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