post examples of how STUPID your coworkers are here....

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:37 pm

i think yail was right about the nationwide gas leak. i just got this question/statement/wtf EMAIL from a coworker:

"these install questions really through me into the mud making install questions very muddy for me to answer clearly, but I'm learning!!!!"

THIS IS AN ADULT WOMAN! i get shit like this all the time from her. man i hate her.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

elephantstone Wrote:

"these install questions really through me into the mud making install questions very muddy for me to answer clearly, but I'm learning!!!!"

was this written? or said?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:40 pm

I hope he heard her misuse of "through".

E-stone has the gift.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i work in hr so i can't even begin to tell you the stuff i hear coming out of people's mouths.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I hope he heard her misuse of "through".

E-stone has the gift.

yeah, that's kinda what i was getting at.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:44 pm

I mentioned it in the gas leak thread, but my secretary needs help.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

things they have said? or things they did?

this one lady.....who i call 'the poop trail lady'... was on her way to the bathroom and shit her pants...leaving a trail the whole way. only to come back out, put a sweater down and go back to work in her chair.

i mean, this was a TRAIL. it was running down her pants. ALL OVER.

my manager had to suggest to her that maybe she should go home for the rest of the day.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:46 pm

DayStar Wrote:

things they have said? or things they did?

this one lady.....who i call 'the poop trail lady' on her way to the bathroom. only to come back out, put a sweater down and sat back in her chair to work.

i mean, this was a TRAIL. it was running down her pants. ALL OVER.

my manager had to suggest to her that maybe she should go home for the rest of the day.

are you talking about SHIT?

jesus, I know what you do, but are you sure that there isnt an alzheimers ward nearby that this person may have escaped from.

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:47 pm

sorry, shoulda clarified...this was an EMAIL.

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:50 pm

i'm the stupidest one here.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

Yail Bloor Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

things they have said? or things they did?

this one lady.....who i call 'the poop trail lady' on her way to the bathroom. only to come back out, put a sweater down and sat back in her chair to work.

i mean, this was a TRAIL. it was running down her pants. ALL OVER.

my manager had to suggest to her that maybe she should go home for the rest of the day.

are you talking about SHIT?

jesus, I know what you do, but are you sure that there isnt an alzheimers ward nearby that this person may have escaped from.

yes. that's what i meant.
jesus. i don't know how i got that out all garbled. ha ha.
(i went back and fixed it to clarify a little better.)

and, honestly, i DO think she escaped from somewhere.

her daughter-in-law used to be my officemate. this lady thought she was 'gifted' and performed exorcisms. she eventually started a church in her garage and went to haiti to get rid of the witches they have down there. :shock:

juice · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:53 pm

katie, a princess Wrote:

i'm the stupidest one here.

I'll bet you a nickel I'm stupider..er.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

this lady thought she was 'gifted' and performed exorcisms. she eventually started a church in her garage and went to haiti to get rid of the witches they have down there. :shock:

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that happened to me once

d · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:01 pm

At a company I worked for in Winston-Salem, NC, a *manager* used to constantly send emails using the word "confussed" instead of "confused." I now use this when I'm in a conundrum and need a laugh... "I'm confussed!"

Also, used to work with a girl who insisted there was a word (and I'm going by the way she pronounced it) "discombooberated." Now I've heard discombobulated before, but never discombooberated. The shameful thing is, there are at least 3 other people in this office that now say it that way, and I just don't have the heart or desire to correct them.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i worked at a mom and pop video rental place in college and the owners were reaaaal dumb. they had a drawing and put the winner's name up on a poster that read

CONGRADULATIONS

everyone that came in, even kids, said "hey dude, your poster isn't spelled correctly"

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:04 pm

DayStar Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

things they have said? or things they did?

this one lady.....who i call 'the poop trail lady' on her way to the bathroom. only to come back out, put a sweater down and sat back in her chair to work.

i mean, this was a TRAIL. it was running down her pants. ALL OVER.

my manager had to suggest to her that maybe she should go home for the rest of the day.

are you talking about SHIT?

jesus, I know what you do, but are you sure that there isnt an alzheimers ward nearby that this person may have escaped from.

yes. that's what i meant.
jesus. i don't know how i got that out all garbled. ha ha.
(i went back and fixed it to clarify a little better.)

and, honestly, i DO think she escaped from somewhere.

her daughter-in-law used to be my officemate. this lady thought she was 'gifted' and performed exorcisms. she eventually started a church in her garage and went to haiti to get rid of the witches they have down there. :shock:

THE BITCH SHIT HER PANTS!!!!!???!! And then came back to her desk with, what I am assuming to be undried fecal matter covering her clothes?!!?!

WOW.

The last guy that worked for me wasn't stupid as much as he was lazy (yeah, pot-kettle and all that). Like I would say: "I want this list in the database by friday." and he'd say "I'm on it." and then friday would roll around and not only would it not be finished, but it was like he decided to do every 3rd entry amd see if I noticed...

And, as a consultant, I am required to think that EVERYBODY, including otehr consultants, the candidate, and everyone who works or wants to work or volunteer for us is a blithering idiot, and that the only way for us to get anything done is for everyone to just listen to me. It's in the handbook.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:05 pm

i work in a metal shop so i hear lots of brilliant solutions to world problems like "shipping all the gays and lesbians to an island and letting them breed themselves out."

i sure would miss my brother.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:06 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Also, used to work with a girl who insisted there was a word (and I'm going by the way she pronounced it) "discombooberated." Now I've heard discombobulated before, but never discombooberated. The shameful thing is, there are at least 3 other people in this office that now say it that way, and I just don't have the heart or desire to correct them.

No, that's a real word. It's when you're confused about breasts.

It's like "Did you see what's-her-name on Letterman last night? I was discombooberated, cause I saw her in a movie a week ago and they were not that big."

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:07 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

i worked at a mom and pop video rental place in college and the owners were reaaaal dumb. they had a drawing and put the winner's name up on a poster that read

CONGRADULATIONS

everyone that came in, even kids, said "hey dude, your poster isn't spelled correctly"

see, and you guys are confused when we do things like attach g's to the end of words. This shit comes from real life. Perfect example Rodney..

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

kiev - nice.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:11 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

i worked at a mom and pop video rental place in college and the owners were reaaaal dumb. they had a drawing and put the winner's name up on a poster that read

CONGRADULATIONS

Look at Mr. Collage Graduate, getting all uppity.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Elvis Fu Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i worked at a mom and pop video rental place in college and the owners were reaaaal dumb. they had a drawing and put the winner's name up on a poster that read

CONGRADULATIONS

Look at Mr. Collage Graduate, getting all uppity.

yeah I'm getting above my raisin'

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:14 pm

oooooo, my wife's old boss used to have great ones:

like saying "literately" instead of "literally"

and the best one, she'd say "mirage" instead of "barrage"

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:16 pm

elephantstone Wrote:

oooooo, my wife's old boss used to have great ones:

like saying "literately" instead of "literally"

and the best one, she'd say "mirage" instead of "barrage"

DUDE the chairman of the party down here says "ANTIDOTES" when he means "ANECDOTES"

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