I had a handful of crackers thrown at me from a moving vehicle while I was standing at the bus stop.

They just scattered in the snow and I didn't even notice what happened until I looked around.

That's just stupid.

I threw a baby cut carrot across the room and hit my friend/coworker on the lip while he was on the phone. We've been making fun of him for having no lips, so when he complained of a possible fat lip, I decided it was a good thing. Stupidest or smartest?

And yesterday, I squeeze-shot a grapefruit seed at him from across the room and hit him in the cow lick.

i don't think i saw anyone do anything stupid today.

I saw a lot of stupid things by people driving, but that's every day. I have such road rage.

Once someone threw a Cheeto at me while I was walking down the sidewalk. I guess they thought I looked hungry, or, more likely, thought I looked like a girl who appreciates Cheetos.

I saw someone post on the Internet.

ahahahahahaha

yr orange fingers are to blame.

This was not so much stupid as it was awesome -- I saw a HUGE pillow fight at the ferry building plaza (end of market street in san francisco). Lots of pillow fighters, and lots of spectators. Feathers ALL OVER market street! True story, I swear.

eat 4 cupcakes at once

i sniffed cupcakes pieces through my nose for $10 once

good times

Hailing a bus, fine. Hailing a taxi, perfectly normal. But hailing a train? That's dumb, lady.

did i tell you all about the time i sniffed a line of ground up tile for 12 dollars?

a few days ago i sniffed some granulated sugar, i don't know why.. it was there, and nobody was expecting it, so i did it.
i was blowing sugar out of my nose all night.

oh yeah, and don't sniff tile. there are tiny chards of glass in it. my chest hurt a lot that night, for some reason.

The day is still young, I'm sure I'll see a few stupid things today.

Though my son running through the house screaming weirdly while looking for his shirt may count as the first. He's a bit hyper in the morning.

i guess you guys didn't know it was national snack-throwing day

Someone stopped in the right lane (traffic lane--no sholder) on a four lane highway to drop a passenger off at a train station.

I had a friend who snorted insanity hot sauce once and ended up getting really sick

i ate chalk once.
then immediately puked in the janitor closet in my dorm.

not sure why i did it.
i was drunk.

it was NASTY!

half of my first period class showed up at school

you're a teacher?



(and why was it stupid to show up for school?)

Tilehead.


A kid I knew in 6th grade sniffed a pixie stick. Afterward he was sneezing out little puffs of red dust. I'm sure it got much grosser later after it got mixed in with the snot . . .

Use two spaces after a period.