This is a marriage contract to end all marriage contracts!

That's pretty sick.

i'm curious.
did she sign this originally?

What the hell? Does he actually think any person would agree to this?

No I don't think she signed it

although i think most of the people interested in this sort of thing lack the writing skills to accomplish this manifesto,
i think this sort of relationship is more common than we realize...
but that's just from stuff i hear...

dude has the right idea

4 pages...he put an impressive amount of thought into this...this ain't no off-the-cuff misogyny here

Considering he gave the specific dimensions that her pubic hair could exist in, I'd have to agree.

for that you get one GBD

If you're gonna go that far, you might as well throw in fisting.

sounds like a slave contract. there are a lot of people who don't mind this sort of thing, mostly in the more serious s&m community. i would use a gbd to stab him in the nuts.

I think it's funny that this is supposed to be for Monty

I could tell this guy is sick the moment I saw the font he used.

Um...do you realize how big 20"x10" is? Oh, wait, that's 2.0"...never mind...

-1 GBD for me...

Yeah if it were 20" x10" she would have had to braid it Rasta style

Okay, after reading that, that's pretty disgusting.

I mean, if you're into that (the whole submissive/sex slave thing), that's one thing, but knowing (admittedly, in hindsight) that she was explicitly not into it, that's just disgusting.

Foremost, I quibble with the font. I mean, is that Wing-dings on the last 2-3 pages, in the headings, at the front of words (i.e. the f in fellatio)?

I'm just lookin out for ya Monty! I just remember your sig a while back about Prenup!

I do, Kanye does, and -- if VH1's "Best Week Ever" is to be believed - Tom Cruise does. So, yes, thanks for looking up. Even if you don't know the history of marital law.

I'm pretty sure that's a custom font. Possibly not even a font.

And, as much as I hate the guy, I did like the 'N'.

"I don't know how they can tie this to my client making any demands on his wife. I mean, I could have put these together. I mean, there's no names. There's names on them and everything, but anyone could have put these documents together," McGinn said.

http://www.nbc13.com/news/6812175/detail.html

This attorney sounds like Maxwell Smart's 'Would you believe...'

I'm pretty sure those are nekkid women wrapped around those capital letters...

The 'N' was a Ménage à trois: two men and a woman.