Dear Friends of The Tender Trio,

It is with great regret and sadness that we announce the split of the band. After 3 years of playing together, other obligations and concerns have made it necessary for us to part ways. We remain the best of friends, and will leave the doors open for other music together if the stars are in line. The band would like to thank all those who have attended our shows and sent us communications from points unknown...we truly enjoyed playing for you. Weep not for us fellow travelers, for we have learned many things along the way such as: you cannot hammer square pegs into round holes, you cannot cross the Canadian border without proper documentation, you cannot park a van with your eyes closed, and you cannot fill a hollow leg without injuring yourself. Perhaps in another dimension we would've had more success and toured the world, but we'll always have Japan. We're still big in Japan, you know......

RRR

The Tender Trio