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 Post subject: NMR: My momma is HAMMERED
PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:24 am 
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I'm glad she feels at home enough to relax like this.

the stories are funny,

The hangiver won't be,

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:41 am 
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awesome

I wish my parents drank.


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My mom would be if she would ever come visit me. She's lots of fun the two or three times a year I see her. This time it's my little brother's house arrest keeping her away... always something!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:43 am 
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Get her to post.

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TinyE Wrote:
This time it's my little brother's house arrest keeping her away... always something!


But he's not going anywhere.

Get er' hamm'd.


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I'm glad my mom doesn't drink. She's honest enough sober.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:01 pm 
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i thought one of my kids posted this.

np: the amps--mom's drunk


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:14 pm 
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my mom drinks more than anyone I know. though she's subtle about it. It's freakish, because she gets up at like 5 AM.

might start referring to her as "Lucille".

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:20 pm 
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My mom is extremely religious and hasn't had alcohol since she was a young party girl in World War 2, but one time she had to have a serious operation when I was a kid and she came on to the doctor while she was on meds. Told him he was cute as hell and bet he was a monster in the sack. Then she passed out and never mentioned it again. But it was damn funny to a 10 year old (me) at the time.


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