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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_maria_sharapova_1.html

i mean...wow. usually the swimsuit issue is a complete waste of time. but wow. sharapova has been my favorite player on the tour since she made it big on the scene. her looks never counted against her...

this is a stroke of genius by si. pure genius.

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her face is kinda meh. i'd fuh though.

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shiv Wrote:
her face is kinda meh.

you're nuts.

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i'd fuh though.

and has there ever been a more superfluous statement made on this website? i mean, duh. this is a duh fuh.

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No, its true. Face = really meh.

Downright horrid in this one


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wtf with the repeat posts.


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No, its true. Face = really meh.

Downright horrid in this one


that's not meh for me...kind of looks really opiated out or something in that one. i'm down.

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Saint Patrick Wrote:
No, its true. Face = really meh.

Downright horrid in this one


I'm sure you look great in every photo.

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The Dixie Chicks thread has more positive comments than this one.

Stupid indie rock board.

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Mighty nice for someone 70 feet tall.


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frosted Wrote:
Mighty nice for someone 70 feet tall.


everyone's the same height lying down more or less.

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frosted Wrote:
Mighty nice for someone 70 feet tall.


everyone's the same height lying down more or less.


You know you could put Dr. Phil out of business with that kind of wisdom. Oh wait...


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You let that fat fuck know that I'm coming to get him.

Ruining a good name like that.

Fucking rat bastard.

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Saint Patrick Wrote:
No, its true. Face = really meh.

Downright horrid in this one


Yeah, I agree. There are some shots of her and she looks fine and others where she looks meh…

BTW, not to hijack this thread but here in Madison I"m starting to see MEH grafitti'ed all over the damn place, WTF?

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She looks better in a tennis getup on the court getting her overhead smash on. Same with Kournikova.


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She looks better in a tennis getup on my bed getting her doggystyle smash on. Same with Kornholeikova.

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Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay

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I don't think women tennis players are all that hot, especially when removed from context. I think they stand out in contrast when compared to other successful tennis players. This also helps to explain why Kournikova is a star despite no tournament success—greater ease of entry into Celebrity. Throw in a little Russian or Eastern European flavor, forbidden fruit left over from the Cold War, and voila, SI can somehow justify they swimsuit issue as sports.

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I don't think women tennis players are all that hot, especially when removed from context. I think they stand out in contrast when compared to other successful tennis players. This also helps to explain why Kournikova is a star despite no tournament success—greater ease of entry into Celebrity. Throw in a little Russian or Eastern European flavor, forbidden fruit left over from the Cold War, and voila, SI can somehow justify they swimsuit issue as sports.

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2 of those are men, and I fuh Stefi Graff.

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I use to have a thing for Martina Hingis

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Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:
and I fuh Stefi Graff.


move over senator, she was a long time tennis crush of mine.
that's a horrible photo of her.


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ayah Wrote:
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and I fuh Stefi Graff.


move over senator, she was a long time tennis crush of mine.
that's a horrible photo of her.


yeah, Fu is openly using the worst examples.

like the Sen. said, BJK and Navartboxlickera are dudes so no skin off my back.

I even think Lyndsey Davenport is pretty hot so maybe its just an "athletic" thing

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
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lol!!!


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Yail Bloor Wrote:
ayah Wrote:
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and I fuh Stefi Graff.


move over senator, she was a long time tennis crush of mine.
that's a horrible photo of her.


yeah, Fu is openly using the worst examples.


Of course, but women's tennis isn't exactly the Swedish Bikini Team.

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I even think Lyndsey Davenport is pretty hot


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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