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I'm all for bad movies. I genuinely love all Ed Wood's movies. And not in an ironic, making fun of them way. But I couldn't get through Superbabies. I watched all of Baby Geniuses but the sequel was so slow and so stupid. Not even funny stupid, just "ouch, my head" stupid.

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http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom


I've only seen three of the bottom 10. But Santa With Muscles is a holiday favorite and From Justin To Kelly is entertaining in a trainwreck sort of way.


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3. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 2,077
15. 2.1 House of the Dead (2003) 7,262
19. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 4,702
28. 2.3 Cool as Ice (1991) 1,708
32. 2.3 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 948
33. 2.4 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 18,346
45. 2.5 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 6,951
46. 2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 3,469
49. 2.6 Captain America (1991) 1,901
50. 2.6 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,810
51. 2.6 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 6,406
63. 2.8 Black Eagle (1988) 929
74. 2.8 Children of the Corn III (1995) 1,093
89. 2.9 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 7,874
90. 2.9 The Killer Shrews (1959) 697
99. 3.0 Street Fighter (1994) 10,292

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3. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 2,077
21. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 7,749
24. 2.2 'Manos': The Hands of Fate (1966) 11,550
31. 2.3 It's Pat (1994) 3,325
49. 2.6 Captain America (1991) 1,901
89. 2.9 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 7,874


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Out of that 100 I've seen:
Manos: Hands of Fate (sort of, MST3K)
It's Pat
(Ween!!???)
Jaws: The Revenge
Teen Wolf Too
The Mangler

and strangely enough, Crack and I spent a day watching The Bad News Bears Go To Japan in something of a daze. I bet he's seen like half of these.


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i havent seen any of those - but Hobgoblins looks good - maybe a Hobgoglins/Troll 2 double feature.

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wow, i think the only one ive seen of all 100 was street fighter at #99, and that was because it came out when i was 11 when i thought street fighter was the shit.


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I've seen these. My family stole pay per view growing up. This shit came on all the time and when I faked being sick, I watch em' all day.

19. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 4,702
22. 2.2 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
28. 2.3 Cool as Ice (1991) 1,708
29. 2.3 Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986) 766
37. 2.4 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) 915
38. 2.5 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 6,601
44. 2.5 The NeverEnding Story III (1994) 1,209
45. 2.5 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 6,951
49. 2.6 Captain America (1991) 1,901
50. 2.6 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,810
51. 2.6 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 6,406
56. 2.7 Ringmaster (1998) 1,964
69. 2.8 Werewolf (1996) 1,446
74. 2.8 Children of the Corn III (1995) 1,093
75. 2.8 Mr. Nanny (1993) 2,307
80. 2.9 Spice World (1997) 10,003
4. 2.9 Mac and Me (1988) 1,979
94. 3.0 Cop and ½ (1993) 2,238
96. 3.0 The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978) 723
9. 3.0 Street Fighter (1994) 10,292

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I think I saw Jaws: The Revenge in the theater as a kid. Even then, I thought it sucked.


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I believe I have seen:
Troll 2
Leonard Part 6
Kazaam
Meatballs III
It's Pat
Ed
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Jaws The Revenge
Teen Wolf Too
Mannequin On the Move
Children of the Corn III
Mr. Nanny
Cop and a 1/2

I worked at a theatre in the 90's and was forced to see alot of filler movies during slow periods.

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Out of all 100, I've only seen:

2. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. From Justin To Kelly
7. Santa With Muscles
25. Baby Geniuses
48. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
75. Mr. Nanny
80. Spice World


I love the fact that movies featuring Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Spice Girls, 50 Cent, and Usher are all in the bottom 100.

And the overabundance of shitty sequels and shitty remakes.


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when i get netflix this summer, i swear to you i will work my way through this list.


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a good idea would be for one of the local theaters around here (the ones that serve alcohol) to play all of these throughout the summer - encourage people to come get drunk and watch them. it would make a lot of money, i bet.

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I was watching this movie Relentless on VHS the other day and there was a trailer for this movie before the film.

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Wow, I didn't even know there was a Police Academy 7. 6 was one of my favorite bad movies ever.

I'm sure I've seen a lot of the movies on that list, but I'm not gonna try and remember which ones.


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what's your sig, drinky?


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i've seen a handful of these via mst3k

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)


Oh my god, that movie was a such a piece of shit.


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It's Pat is hilarious. But it takes work. Like, you've got to see it about 9 times before your expectations get sufficiently lowered, and even then you won't enjoy it unless you catch it by accident on late night TV. But once all those dominoes fall into place... oh, the mirth.

I'm glad to see House of the Dead made it onto that list. I know a couple people that are responsible for that piece of shit and the bastards deserve to be eternally shamed.

And I'm sure they're shit, but Eegah and Anus McGillicutty have awesome titles.


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what's your sig, drinky?


I don't remember anymore.

I'm not even sure what band it's in reference to.


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Borg166 Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)


Oh my god, that movie was a such a piece of shit.


Once again demonstrating how hard it is to follow up a true classic.


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I have friends that loooooove "The Apple", but I've still managed to never see it....

Out of the bottom 30, I've seen Going Overboard, Glitter, You got Served, Leonard Pt 6, Kazaam, Chairman of the Board, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Cool As Ice, and Meatballs III....

Oh, and I own "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain". Hulk Hogan Represent!

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i thought i'd make it through that list unscathed but then can't stop the music directed by, yes, nancy walker, popped up.


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I've seen:
Rhinestone
Spice World

(And I love them both)

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For what it's worth, I thought the Mortal Kombat sequel was better than the first one.

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Drinky Wrote:
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I don't remember anymore.

I'm not even sure what band it's in reference to.


I am pretty sure this was taken from those quotes about Fall Out Boy.


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