Do you ever do something nice for someone unexpectately? I like to every now and then. Not necessarily random, though i do that less often, but more unexpected as in somebody does something for you that some way makes your day a little brighter and you in return, do the same (that has to be a run on sentence ) Maybe I'm just getting soft

i posted in this thread

that's my good deed for the day

i went down on a chick last week.

i think he wants things that actually happened

Just make sure you don't take credit for it. See, cuz if yr humble yr pot of gold in heaven gets bigger and vice versa.

i'm lonely.

Sometimes I like to pay it forward, baby...

not that i'm gonna admit here...

My nigga.

i give up my seat on the subway for elderly people, pregnant ladies, ladies with strollers. you'd be surprise at how many rude people there are on the subway. sometimes i just want to punch them in the neck.

I try to do nice things for people. I've helped moms carry strollers off the el, given up seats for people, held doors, stuff like that. Lately, even though she drives me absolutely apeshit, I've been trying to call my grandmother more since that's really all she asks of me.

I find that when I'm nice to people, I feel better about myself. When I'm a bitchy jagoff, I feel like crap.

i saw this really skinny cat on my route the other day so i went across the street to wholefoods and bought it a can of cat food.

You did not.

I go out of my way to raise the spirits of my illustrators from time to time. It's a nice respite from my usual bitchiness.

cmon, i'm not an asshole all the time.

I was in (or still am in) a certain kind of training or spiritual practice wherein you did something good for someone else everyday without telling them or anyone else.

It had an edifying effect, no doubt. Nothing like killing the fucking ego to get happier.

I give mercyfucks.

Would walking by the skinny cat and not acting on the cat food buying impulse be considered assholish?

possibly. i felt bad for it and it was kind of cold out. i haven't seen it since though. i can take a picture of the empty can of food if you like.

You kept the can.

there's no redemption on cat food cans? shit.

Billy is putting us up for a week.

That was awfully nice.

We're doing our best to be good houseguests.

my wife and i helped this old lady get up off the ground last week.

how did she get on the ground in the first place? some old people are like, "i can do it myself!!" and don't let you help.

I'm a heavy-handed believer in karma and "the golden rule" so I tend to try to open/hold doors for people, or spare change, etc.