how did ths happen? I went to work all week, where's my money? Did i spill it?

i spend all my money on whores.

I think I'd rather be dirt poor than having this imaginarily huge balance I'm carrying right now. It's going to disappear as soon as I pay these printer bills.

you got married you fool

well then you know how to rectify that situation. PAY YOUR BILLS.

Ya, but that fucking SUCKS. I like to wait til they send somone to try to collect

do you wait until the guy that has your job for the energy lobby calls to ask for money (then work out a deal)?

I wish, but remember those fuckers ALWAYS win.

Don't cry for me, Argentina

You're bout to pop for a former-right-wing-thinktank-turned-house, right? You don't KNOW from poor yet, sucka.

that's pretty much what i'm talking about.

and it's only getting worse. i need to get backstabby at work with the quickness.

i hope some checks i wrote this week don't bounce.

ever since i got rid of my credit card debt i've been feeling pretty good about things

Give it a good year and they will start sending stuff in the mail offering you a 48% cut off what you owe. But , they want you to pay in full.

Or you can do like me and wait a few years. When they send the cops to your door and serve you with a court date for contempt, then go ahead and work out a deal with the lawyers. Please note if you hide from the cops and don't answer the door or if you don't call the number they leave on your door for 2 weeks, they will wake your ass up at 5a.m. till someone answers the door.

Oh yeah, if it's Sears or Discover they will never stop hunting you down. Even if it's $50 they will not forget it.

At least the place (from what you said) doesn't need much once you get in. But the piddly shit, like rakes and lawnmowers and double the normal amount of alcohol to cope with things, that's what kills ya.

Carson just peeped me out to this concept.

The place we are buying pretty much needs 2 rooms painted and that's IT (thank God, I am so unhandy)

But in like a year, Cap, I was telling Femgar that I'm gonna fly you in to wire the bugger once I can get Stereo + TV on porch...

Damn straight.

"Will work for whiskey."

No shit. Discover is ruthless. Free t-shirt = seven years of misery.

chase, you need to get on selling some more t-shirts

good point, the last few should go on ebay immediately. I did give one to a friend in chile, but i don't think that my spanish really conveyed just how awesome those shirts are. he seemed confused.

I owe like 40K in student loans and something like 7,500 in credit card debt. I fucking hate Discover Card. They used to call me like two or three days before my bill was actually due to see why I hadn't paid it. That was before I had caller ID. Now, I just laugh at how they try to change up their numbers to fool you.
I always think my credit rating has to be piss poor, but then I get credit card offers from Citi Bank and was approved the last two times I applied for apartments.

student loans are fine, but you need to deal with that credit card debt asap.

You're going to get kicked out of this thread.

I'm usually the same way, despite my Student Loan debt...

Then I realised that I had to use over half my (bi-weekly) paycheck on Fri. to pay bills, and I'm feeling pretty slumtastic...