this is his away message, and then his profile:

im killing someone u know or love at the moment o satan says hi be back later after i eat some flesh

i will kill you if you read this and i will know if you read it i will kill you wish a meta cleaver and when i kill you the last words you shall hear are gonna be eat food oh by the way i love sara more then anything in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and haha christian you dont have a girlfrend i pitty u lol joking wow christian go die your profile sucks oh and jack and i and everone who listens to metal rules.My favorite type of music is metal my favorite band is poison the well and my favorite song is sonnet by prayer for cleansing!queen lyrics!"mama just killed a man with a gun against his head pulled the trigger now hes dead. mama life had just began but now im gunna throw it all away mama owwwwaaa didnt mean to make u cry if im not back by this time tomorrow carry on carry on! cause nothing really matters too late my time has come sending shiver down my spine im aching all the time goodbye everybody ive got to go and ill leave u all behind to face the truth mama ohhhhhh i didnt wanna cry sometime we shall never some tomorrow so thats all i feel like typeing hehehe dozen black roses on all ur graves

haha. sounds like the kid just needs an axe or something and all his problems will be solved. how old is this chatch?

11


the chat isn't working, again.

i'm bored

I don't suppose he'd accept the argument that Queen meant "Bohemian Rhapsody" to be funny? No prolly not.

genetics?

this is hilarious by the way.

the whole thing reeks of profile quoteability.

Seems like your typical American teenager to me.

what's that supposed to mean.

we're half siblings, by the way, if that was an insult.

he's cute. just a little too influenced by my brother and his friends. i guess that's how that age is, though.

you should just addict him to old simpsons rerurns...he'll turn out fine that way.

If my son posted this kind of thing, I'd make him delete it.

Cuz the shit's not funny enough.

First, I'll admit not reading the whole thing, but enough to get the gist.

1) An 11 year old doesn't need an away message of any kind, much less that.

2) Mommy & Daddy need their asses kicked from here to next Tuesday for not supervising an 11 year old's activities any closer than that.

mommy and daddy were very reluctant to the idea of giving him an AIM account.
mommy and daddy have plenty of access to his AIM account seeing as though he leaves it open, along with his IM windows, when he goes out to play.

he's just being stupid.

amen

anyone see "me you and everyone we know"?

heh heh

"back and forth"

heh heh

))<>((

My lit'l brother just discovered rock n roll...

incredible scene.

So. damn. funny.

Did you notice how it became to logo for the 'digital art' show? Too much.

beat the lights out of him for thinking that Poison the Well is real metal

jeeesus.....someone give the kid an At the Gates album.

do you own a copy of disentergration by the cure, and if so, is it missing?

Tell that to his 19 year old brother.

Wait... MARK CLARK is your brother?!?

Hey now.

yikes. is he teaching him hardcore dancing as well?

at least he only talked about killing other people, not himself...