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holy beejezus this is god awful. i love it. excellent saturday morning movie!

it's probably better than syriana. because this shit is boring me to tears.

i really liked syriana but you have to be in the right mood for it. drinking on a saturday morning is not syriana time. there is nothing in this movie but action sequences- that is saturday morning to me.

5th element + the transporter + underworld + the matrix = Ultraviolet. There may be a little tron in here as well.

It was one of the worst movies I have seen. Maybe good for a drink fest, but in terms of movies it is awful.

wow. that sounds like the worst movie ever made. that I'll totally watch.

I'm pretty sure that the very beginning is trying to convince the audience that it's a comic book movie, but there's no asociated comic book.

i guess i just assumed there was.

i'm willing to be wrong, but i think that they made this up out of discarded ideas from shit movies, not comics.

pretty much. is this like everyone involved first movie (outside of whatserface)?

no bill fichtner is in it, and cameron bright.

to put it in perspective, i think that the poison fist of the pacific rim shows up for a second and that is never adressed again.

i don't understand any of that. who the fuck is cameron bright?

sounds like a good saturday movie. i am watching Dark City on tivo. pretty good movie actually.

cam bright was in xmen 2 and/or 3, bill fichtner is the guy that's in every movie when they wanted james spader but just couldn't take him seriously.

yeah that was not bad at all. i should watch that again.

this movie would actually be better if it was on TBS because it would have commercials to break it up.

i still don't know who that kid is, and i always mix up bill fitchner with eric roberts.

knowing how much time you spend on imdb, figuring out who cam bright is shouldn't be a problem.

i don't remember his scene in X2 and I never saw the other shit. he looks like the kids from Millions though.

I have this in our queue. I could give a crap if it's awful, sometimes awful movies are fun as hell to watch.

And for some reason I really want to see this.

Good to know Chase, thanks.

COMPLETELY incoherent. glorious, makes me want to smoke pot again.

i think you just planned my evening for me.

I like the U2 song.

Wife and I rented it a few days ago and the consensus is that it's one of those movies that goes beyond good/bad because the lead is smokin' and the visuals amazing. Not amazing-realistic, since much of the time it looks like a cartoon, but visually stunning anyway.

The ad campaign should have gone "like Barb Wire, except with navels."

RIYL: Matrix, Sky Captain, Underworld, Aeon Flux

production design: A
Milla: A+
other actors: D
script: D-
direction F-

oops, read this as a Clockwork Orange reference.