Did anyone see this Bill Shatner Roast? She looks like a totally different human!

(She's all sorts of fucked up, too. Christ.)

That's..that's not too bad actually.


Isn't she approaching 60 now?

Did Artie Lange get his line in about her?

Yeah, on Groundhog's Day, 2007. She's still purtier than Bill Murray.

I can't remember who from that roast had the line about seeing Patton Oswalt backstage trying to "go UP on Farrah Fawcett," but that was gold. It might have been Betty White.

Poor Sulu. There were more jokes at his expense that everyone else combined, but at least he was a good sport about it. Andy Dick seemed like he was going to cry every time someone made a joke about him, so he could definitely learn from Takei.

I think that was just an act on Andy Dick's part. I watched this, it was actually pretty funny. Makes me wish I didn't skip out on the Pamela Anderson roast.

And yeah, Farrah is a fuckin' wackadoo.

That was Betty White.

George's Takei's bit about the sticky tangled clump of hair...between Farrah's legs...was a beaut.

I saw Artie, but I don't remember anything specific he said about Fawcett. What was the line?

If she'd go back under the knife and get both eyes the same size, I'd hit it.

Fess up. Who would fuh Michele Nichols? Today, in 2006.

that roast was hilarious.... and btw, it's NICHELLE Nichols, not Michelle.
And yes, Farrah seemed... hmmm... chemically altered.

Nichelle is her slave name, not her real name. DUH.

all i remember from farrah's latest playboy spread are her enormous nipples. and all the gold paint on her body. that was weird.

Those nipples are badass. Like fuckin' Rolos.

They played it on the Stern show last week. He said something to the effect of "Farrah Fawcett, you used to date Lee Majors, the Six Million Dollar Man.................Now it'd take 6 million to get him to fuck you."

It was cut because it was "too mean". I'm glad they played the uncut version of his set on Stern. It was hilarious.

LOL. Seriously.