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 Post subject: Should I get a mistress?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:25 am 
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I doubt my wife would mind... right?
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yes.
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i would ask her first just in case

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nah, don't ask, that'll ruin it.
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i think you should ask. your wife is real liberal about sexual shit, believe me.

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get a couple just in case you get busted for seeing the one lady all the time
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cherry chapstick Wrote:
get a couple just in case you get busted for seeing the one lady all the time


sound advice.
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As you may have learned from all those Emmanuelle movies, the key is finding someone your wife is also attracted to.
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thrillhouse Wrote:
i would ask her first just in case


I would invite the wife to join in.
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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
thrillhouse Wrote:
i would ask her first just in case


I would invite the wife to join in.


Yes, but your wife is European, so she's prolly into that, and listening to Cher, and drinking Amstel.
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Just follow the 100 mile rule.

(Chicago's what, 1000 miles from Alabama?)

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Sen. LooGAR (D - MEH) Wrote:
Just follow the 100 mile rule.

(Chicago's what, 1000 miles from Alabama?)


Senator LooGAR blazing up I55 just for one nite in Jasmine?
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you're with me, leather Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR (D - MEH) Wrote:
Just follow the 100 mile rule.

(Chicago's what, 1000 miles from Alabama?)


Senator LooGAR blazing up I55 just for one nite in Jasmine?


uhhhhh...

hey.

i've always wanted to be a mistress.*




















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I have prior experience as a mistress.



Ooops, did I just say that?
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you're with me, leather Wrote:
timmyjoe42 Wrote:
thrillhouse Wrote:
i would ask her first just in case


I would invite the wife to join in.


Yes, but your wife is European, so she's prolly into that, and listening to Cher, and drinking Amstel.


You mean Kylie and Carlsberg, but close enough.
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This should be a rhetorical question...
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you're with me, leather Wrote:
timmyjoe42 Wrote:
thrillhouse Wrote:
i would ask her first just in case


I would invite the wife to join in.


Yes, but your wife is European, so she's prolly into that, and listening to Cher, and drinking Amstel.


You mean Kylie and Carlsberg, but close enough.


Do not taunt me, Mr Bennett. I miss Carlsberg. Something. Fierce.
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get the wife to film it.

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The important question really is CAN YOU AFFFORD NOT TO HAVE ONE

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your wife can't compete with the embrace of another man

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rparis74 Wrote:
your wife can't compete with the embrace of another man


Brokeback Obner? I bet that OPA! would be willing to break in Mutty....
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your wife can't compete with the embrace of another man

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I swear I read the title as "Should I Get A Mattress", and I was all sleep-number ready and shit.
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MontyTheMongoose
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tentoze Wrote:
I swear I read the title as "Should I Get A Mattress", and I was all sleep-number ready and shit.


In a round-about way, that is the question: should Mutty take to sleeping on another mattress -- presumably, belonging to another woman, one not his wife -- sometimes?
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