Hard to top S&G's "Cecilia"...

"Making love in the afternoon
With Cecilia up in my bedroom,
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed,
Someone's taken my place."

•Kiss' - "Plaster Caster"
•Grand Funk's _ "Sweet (whatsername?)"
(About the groupie.)
C'mon, Bob... I had to list the Grand funk song?!?!?!

The Beat Farmers "Big Ugly Wheels"

"She wants me to be true to her
But she comes home once a month
Her moustache caked in vomit
And teethmarks on her butt"

Liz Phair - "Flower"
I want to be your blow job queen...

Prince's "Darlin' Nikki"

if i need it in the morning or the middle of the night
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
If the lovin' is strong then he got it goin' on and
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
2 inches or a yard rock hard or if it's saggin'
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
So it ain't like i'm braggin' just join the paddywagon cause
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg, i ain't 2 proud 2 beg

tlc

only cecilia is the patron saint of music, not an actual living woman

Also, you CANNOT ever top Lucille Bogan's "Shave 'Em Dry."

there're probably a hundred old blues songs that'll put these to shame. those women were nasty.

my namesake (not really), "darlin' nikki."

edit: oops, just saw todd's post.

Sample lyric: "My cunt's so big you could drive through a truck"

Warren Zevon, "The Hula Hula Boys"

I saw her leave the luau
With the one who parked the cars
And the fat one from the swimming pool
They were swaying arm in arm
I could hear the ukuleles playing
Down by the sea
She's gone with the hula hula boys
She don't care about me
She's gone with the hula hula boys
She don't care about me

They're singing,
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana (x4 or so)

Yesterday she went to see
The Polynesian band
But she came home with her hair all wet
And her clothes all filled with sand
I didn't have to come to Maui
To be treated like a jerk
How do you think I feel
When I see the bellboys smirk?

And I can hear the ukuleles playing
Down by the sea
She's gone with the hula hula boys
She don't care about me
They're signing,
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana (x100 or so)

According to Zevon, his son Jordan was the only one who could remember the Hawaiian phrase properly, so he had to sing it on the early takes. The translation is something akin to "get to the point" or "cut to the chase".

Lisa says that she'll have her fun
and she'll do it with just about anyone

Courtney Love.

Oh, in a particular song.

Dion - Runaround Sue

janet jackson - would you mind?

baby would you mind touching me
ever so slowly
your making me quiver
Baby would you mind undressing me
making me feel sexy
While in the moment

Cause I'm gonna
bathe you play with you rub you caress you
Tell you how much I've missed you
I just wanna
touch you tease you lick you please you
love you hold you make love to you
And I'm gonna
kiss you suck you taste you ride you
Feel you deep inside me ooh
I just wanna
kiss you suck you taste you ride you
feel you make you come too

Baby would you mind kissing me
All over my body
U missed a spot, there
baby would you mind tasting me
its making me all juicy
feeling your lips on mine

repeat chorus

Baby would you mind coming inside of me
letting your juices free
Deep in my passion

repeat chorus

followed by a minute of simulated orgasm

i don't think this qualifies as what one would call "slutty." its having sex, in song.

public sex for the enjoyment of millions is pretty slutty

darling nikki

What about Hank Sr.'s muse in "Lovesick Blues"?

She'll do me
She'll do you
She's got that kinda lovin'
Lord I love to hear her
when she calls me 'sweet daddy'

It's got to be Mariah Carey!

"And it's just like honey
when your love comes over me"

I'll bet!

And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

that being said, i dont see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind.

all this, and being posted in a thread for "sluts." i think what the intention of the thread was for women (or men??) who sleep around on their significant other, but you bring up an interesting perspective into what qualifies as "slutty." there's a long tradition of sex in rnr, blues, rb, hip-hop, etc. but if its a woman singing it...

what the princess said.

Babes in Toyland - Handsome and Gretel

Gretel said I know what's in your head
I vacuumed out my head
I know you're feeling bad you fucking bitch you cunthole bitch
I thought she meant it yeah
She really jacked my head
She went and done it
Handsome Gretel
My name is Gretel yeah
I've got a crotch that talks
And talks to all their cocks
It's been 12 city blocks you fucking bitch
Gretel said "Oh you feel so bad
I know you feel so bad"
I thought she meant it
Handsome Gretel
I vacuumed out my head
Jumping from bed to bed my name is Gretel
A soul of metal
My name is Gretel yeah
I've got a sloppy slot
Handsome Gretel
Say violets hang around with toilets and look smack at us
And symbolize everything that is disgust and mistrust
Licorice eyes
Pin me down
Thighs
Asphixia
My thighs are vices yeah
He is a stupid man
I love him all I can you fucking bitch
Addle girl
She pulls out all her curls
She is a stupid crotch
That's been 12 city blocks