Here's something to spice up your holiday tree decorating this year: “Pornaments.”

We kid you not.

Novelty retailer Spencer Gifts is selling a line of risqué Christmas ornaments that — surprise — has outraged at least one church group in Florida, the All Headline News Web site reports.

The naughty knickknacks depict characters such as reindeer and snowmen in a variety of sexual positions.

A Jacksonville, Fla. store was recently picketed with protesters reportedly chanting, “We want to save our generation from Pornaments.”

Hillcrest Baptist Church Rev. Jim Patterson was quoted as saying, It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas. It says we are nothing more than sexual acts. . . . We are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. It makes no sense to me.”

Unfortunately reverend, this is probably just the beginning. Soon we will all most likely be singing along to “Have Yourself a Kinky Little Christmas.”