Seriously, this is ridiculous! I blame paladisiac!

I blame everyone but me.

whos obner's trotsky? somebody's getting exiled!

The shmoo what?

at this point i blame neither eric, nor myself.

so.

the witchhunt will commence shortly if i don't see those last 2 blurbs!!!!!!!!

KPH

I say you just do the Babelfish thing.

I'm busy as all hell, and I still got this done on time, albeit just barely.

i told my lawyer friend that all my decisions are based on genetics and my environment -- my parents and their lineage, as well as all the people i've ever encountered in my life. Therefore, everyone on this board is more to blame than me, and i hold no responsibility whatsoever for my actions.

I read Rolling Stones year end list instead.

I blame myself.

Eric is patiently awaiting my entry before posting the results. Well, it's not coming, so go ahead and post them.

I'm so ashamed. First time I've failed to do this.

I don't know what you were supposed to review, but for whatever album it was I've concocted this all-purpose generic blurb:


At a time when music has become soulless and predictable, ? hits like a blast of fresh air. Intricate melodies weave through an aqueous soundscape that plunges the listener into rock's past and future simultaneously. It's a breathtaking achievement, and in the future it shall be hailed as the classic it already is.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, where are they?????

i blame george w.

Aqueous. Very much so.

oops. i was one of those "two" kevin was waiting on. oh, the blasphemy!

so, what's the prognosis?

What a nice review of Arcade Fire - Funeral. Way to go, Billy.

I don't know if this is the thread to tell you this, but you should keep that avatar forever and ever.

I'm not a banana, though.

So like white him out and put in a word balloon that says "Mah spoon is too big!"

i thought you were the spoon

Shmoo Poll, Schmoo Schmoll

BTW, there are no melodies on ?, so you should replace 'melodies' with 'lines'.

Otherwise, I must say, that is the perfect generic review.

Just because my name is spoon doesn't mean I'm a spoon. Always felt more like a corkscrew. Or maybe a decorative potholder.

is this just for stuff in the top 20 or any album you listed that you think people should hear? i'm lazy and don't feel like searching for the thread.

it's from the Top 20 that eric gave me on monday. if i contacted you with a "hey write this quick tough guy/girl" then you know what you had to do.

i swear to god we're only waiting on one person.

a lot of these blurbs are pretty good, btw. not much editing needed at all and lots of good thoughts.

KPH

If it's on my list, I'll write it.

Call 'em out Kev.

And I'm glad people upstaged me, my contrib is bollocks