How To Shave The Modern Male (Article)

Bee OK · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:48 pm

http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford/

edit: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... s.mmorford

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

I'm not sure what your problem is, but I can guarantee it's difficult to pronounce.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:22 pm

Quote:

Wait, let me be more specific. Why has no men's magazine, not Esquire and not Maxim and certainly not yuppie-riffic GQ, dared venture (to my knowledge, anyway) a single enthusiastically detailed column as to the general health and upkeep and -- perhaps most importantly of all, as far as overall aesthetics and tactile friendliness are concerned -- the prudent follicular trimmage of the enchanted regions surrounding the male appendage?

This sounds so Monty-esque, I had to check the byline.

splates · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:23 pm

man, shut up BeeOK

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:29 pm

Um, shaving + male + article? What, exactly, is my motivation to open that link?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Radcliffe Wrote:

Um, shaving + male + article? What, exactly, is my motivation to open that link?

You could probably learn a trick or two about shaving your back. Just a guess.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:06 pm

red Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

Um, shaving + male + article? What, exactly, is my motivation to open that link?

You could probably learn a trick or two about shaving your back. Just a guess.

Couldn't I just pay you an extra five bucks and get my back shaved at the same time as the frightened rabbit?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Radcliffe Wrote:

red Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

Um, shaving + male + article? What, exactly, is my motivation to open that link?

You could probably learn a trick or two about shaving your back. Just a guess.

Couldn't I just pay you an extra five bucks and get my back shaved at the same time as the frightened rabbit?

For you, anything.

Bee OK · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:41 pm

It's funny that such a subject would create this kind of tension. Had a feeling that the men on this board (which is just about everyone) would hate this post. This board has been boring as hell, as of late, and wanted to see how such a controversial subject would play out…you guys crack me up.

I shave (down there) but have been blessed that I don't get hair on my chest or back.

splates · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:43 pm

controversy

splates · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:43 pm

also,

kill yourself

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:45 pm

The board has been boring because we haven't been kept up-to-date with your Election Day Tranny Prostitute Romps or the latest fart-tapes from the Boo fucking Radleys.

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:00 am

splates Wrote:

also,

kill yourself

oh this hurts so much. :roll:

Being 19 is nice but grow the fuck up.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:01 am

Bee OK Wrote:

splates Wrote:

also,

kill yourself

oh this hurts so much. :roll:

Being 19 is nice but grow the fuck up.

Coming from someone who bitched about the state of national affairs and didn't manage to make the polls all day just for a sweet taste of taped back scrotum, then cried when the results came in.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:02 am

PS Nice to hear that you shave (down there). I'm sure it looks like a grub is stuck to your zipper when you expose yourself on the bus.

splates · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:02 am

im not 19

and im not the one posting nut shaving articles on an internet message board either

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:03 am

Elvis Fu Wrote:

The board has been boring because we haven't been kept up-to-date with your Election Day Tranny Prostitute Romps or the latest fart-tapes from the Boo fucking Radleys.

She was no "Tranny Prostitute" as I was the second guy in her sexual life.

I haven't talked about the boo's on this board in a long, long time as I have other boards for my addiction.

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:04 am

splates Wrote:

im not 19

and im not the one posting nut shaving articles on an internet message board either

oh your 20 then but no older

splates · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:05 am

yeah im 20

one day i hope to be a 30 something yo stirring up message boards across the internet too

livin' the dream BeeOK

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:05 am

Those of you who enjoyed that link may also enjoy this.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:08 am

Bee OK Wrote:

I shave (down there)...

Why on earth would you post this???

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:12 am

Bee OK Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

The board has been boring because we haven't been kept up-to-date with your Election Day Tranny Prostitute Romps or the latest fart-tapes from the Boo fucking Radleys.

She was no "Tranny Prostitute" as I was the second guy in her sexual life.

Was the first guy gentlemanly enough to pat her dry with a napkin or did you just throw a handful of sawdust on her genitals before you awkwardly lunged forward?

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:19 am

Finch Platte Wrote:

Bee OK Wrote:

I shave (down there)...

Why on earth would you post this???

are guys really as bad as this article states?

and your other post about kissing your sister is pure comedy gold!

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:22 am

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Bee OK Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

The board has been boring because we haven't been kept up-to-date with your Election Day Tranny Prostitute Romps or the latest fart-tapes from the Boo fucking Radleys.

She was no "Tranny Prostitute" as I was the second guy in her sexual life.

Was the first guy gentlemanly enough to pat her dry with a napkin or did you just throw a handful of sawdust on her genitals before you awkwardly lunged forward?

you would of done the exact same thing on that day. it was one of those days that you treasure for life.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:47 am

I don't have anything to add.

Except yanking genital hairs out yr sac-o-nut woulda made a funnier commercial for those guys that were sharing a candy bar

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