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Artist's plan to show nude Jesus in candy is called 'war on Christianity'

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The chocolate Jesus still in its mold.

Artist Cosimo Cavallero and crew hang the 6-foot sculpture at the Ranieri Sculpture Casting Company in Long Island City.

Cosimo Cavallaro looks up to Jesus (the chocolate one).

A controversial artist outraged city Catholics yesterday with plans to display a nude 6-foot chocolate Jesus during Holy Week.

Cosimo Cavallaro's anatomically-correct candy Christ, titled "My Sweet Lord," was made from almost 200 pounds of dark chocolate. The sculpture is to be displayed in a street-level window at the Roger Smith Hotel's Lab Gallery on E. 47th St. starting Monday.

"It's an all-out war on Christianity," fumed Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights. "They wouldn't show a depiction of Martin Luther King Jr. with genitals exposed on Martin Luther King Day, and they wouldn't show Muhammed depicted this way during Ramadan. It's always Christians, and the timing is deliberate."

Cavallaro, who is best known for slathering both a Hell's Kitchen hotel room and model Twiggy with melted cheese, insisted the timing was purely coincidental.

"The choice of Easter was that there was availability in the gallery now," he said.

Cavallaro said he crafted his first chocolate Christ in 2005, but a series of events, including the death of Pope John Paul II, kept it from being displayed.

Dominick Bria, a Connecticut resident visiting St. Patrick's Cathedral yesterday, bristled at the concept. "It's disgusting," he said. "Whoever is doing it is really sick."

Maria Localio, 45, of Queens, agreed. "It doesn't take into account the religious sensitivities of other people," she said.

Others said they didn't mind the sculptor's choice of material but were offended by the nudity.

"He's not wearing any clothes at all," said Debbie Charan, 40, of Queens. "Why would they want to do something like that?"

Cavallaro had an answer. "The whole thing of putting on the loincloth, I find it ridiculous," he said. "There's nothing to hide. There's nothing shameful about this."

The sculpture is to be suspended 18 inches above a cross chalked onto the floor. The scene will be unveiled nightly from 6 to 7p.m. and midnight to 1 a.m. through Easter Sunday.

But after a flurry of phone calls and e-mails by religious and secular groups slamming the display as "hate speech," that could change.

"I don't think any of us expected a public response like the one that Bill Donohue gave," said Matthew Semler, founder and creative director of The Lab. "I'm not sure what the best move is right now. It's not hate speech, this sculpture. The only hate speech I've seen today has come from Bill Donohue's desk."

Cavallaro, an Italian immigrant who was raised a Catholic, insisted he's not looking to offend anyone. "This person is talking from a very narrow window," he said of Donohue. "They're not allowing themselves to open their hearts. ... If it makes them feel better, I'll ask for their forgiveness and do 10 Hail Marys, but they should just lighten up and be more accepting of people."

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"My Sweet Lord". It's so bad of a pun it's funny. Well, the blasphemy part helps it too.


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"My Sweet Lord". It's so bad of a pun it's funny. Well, the blasphemy part helps it too.


which part? my thread title? I actually think its pretty clever!

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I want to eat chocolate Jesus

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I see it as a nice tribute to Jesus Christ and Easter.


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As a person who was raised Catholic, this is funny. I think the Church and the hardcore Catholics are pissed because they believe they are the only ones who can make fun of themselves. I think like the jews, it's ok for us to be self-loathing and self-depracating, but if anyone else says it, it is hate speech. I don't think it is right, but I'm sure that's what Catholics think the rule is.

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Both sides make valid arguments.

But it's a sweet gig to be able to make money doing something this completely useless.


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i hope he makes a chocolate US embassy so i can riot around it

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i hope he makes a chocolate US embassy so i can riot around it


haha. that's funny.

I just want to know what science he consulted to get the dimensions correct for the "anatomically correct" Jesus.

I think Donohue makes a decent argument. A chocolate MLK jr. with a chocolate gun blowing his chocolate head off would never fly (and I mean chocolate as in the candy, you racist bastards).


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"My Sweet Lord". It's so bad of a pun it's funny. Well, the blasphemy part helps it too.


which part? my thread title? I actually think its pretty clever!


My Sweet Lord is the name of his sculpture...that's what I meant


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There's no awe about it, but I bet Jesus ha(s)d a sense of humor.


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Yeah, I'm surprised that people still get "outraged" these days. With shows like South Park and Family Guy skewering religion on a weekly basis, there are people who still freak out when something like this happens?


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Yeah, I'm surprised that people still get "outraged" these days. With shows like South Park and Family Guy skewering religion on a weekly basis, there are people who still freak out when something like this happens?


I think they are just afraid they will be overly tempted by the sweet taste of the anatomically correct Jesus.


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Is he being portrayed as well hung?


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I see it as a nice tribute to Jesus Christ and Easter. And dibs on the choco-wang.


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i\A chocolate MLK jr. with a chocolate gun blowing his chocolate head off would never fly (and I mean chocolate as in the candy, you racist bastards).


Hell, we do a fine re-enactment every year. Also, you'd have to use white chocolate for Jimmy Earl Ray.


Also, FT, how have you not already posted "Gummy Venus DeMilo"

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what's with all these secular progressives are trying ot put Jesus back into Easter?!?!?

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i don't care about the artist or this piece. it's a novelty. just like an ice sculpture.
what does bother me is that they just ran this story on cnn and when the talking heads mention "anatomically correct" they both started tittering and giggling like jr high students. this country...we will never be rid of our puritan heritage. what idiots.


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riiiiiiiggghht...because no one on here would poke fun at a chocolate penis.


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riiiiiiiggghht...because no one on here would poke fun at a chocolate penis.


chocolate is so passe.
now a peeps penis is hysterical.


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haha. I like that artist.


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Is he being portrayed as well hung?


I think that's the origin of the protest. Everyone knows, or should know, that the Son of God would be better than average length... Hell, even non-divine Jews -- cough, Ron Jeremy, cough -- are above average, in the wang.


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